Click here if you're the King of Pillow Land... BUT DON'T CLICK HERE IF YOU NOT REALLY AT ALL NOT LIKE THE KING OF PILLOW LAND!
This story is dedicated to The King of Pillow Land :D
One day a lovely unicorn was prancing through a candycane forest. It tossed its bright pink mane, sending showers of glitter and sunlight aaaalllllllll over unicorn meadow! Suddenly the glittery awesome sky darkened with clouds... and out of nowhere a dalek appeared.
The dalek killed the unicorn...and all of the happy little faeries and elves, just 'cause it was cool like that. After that there was no more prancing. Ever. The dalek made himself king of everything in the world, and his powers of awesomeness were so utterly powerful and awesome that no one could stop him! The world fell into decay...
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
Then one day, a king came from a far away galaxy. He was, in fact, THE KING OF PILLOW LAND! Heroic music played as the king leapt down from his kngdom in the sky, breaking all of the bones in his body and bashing a hole in his skull so that his brains leaked out. But that didn't bother him. Why, you might ask? How the hell should I know!? GET BACK TO THE STORY! Glares at you.
Anyway... THe king of pillow land then proceeded to have en apic battle with the dalek in which both kings were killed and eventually brought back to life as zombies. When they saw what had been done to them they shrugged and agreed to be evil together.
And so the earth descended into darkness...
The end :)
One day a lovely unicorn was prancing through a candycane forest. It tossed its bright pink mane, sending showers of glitter and sunlight aaaalllllllll over unicorn meadow! Suddenly the glittery awesome sky darkened with clouds... and out of nowhere a dalek appeared.
The dalek killed the unicorn...and all of the happy little faeries and elves, just 'cause it was cool like that. After that there was no more prancing. Ever. The dalek made himself king of everything in the world, and his powers of awesomeness were so utterly powerful and awesome that no one could stop him! The world fell into decay...
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
Then one day, a king came from a far away galaxy. He was, in fact, THE KING OF PILLOW LAND! Heroic music played as the king leapt down from his kngdom in the sky, breaking all of the bones in his body and bashing a hole in his skull so that his brains leaked out. But that didn't bother him. Why, you might ask? How the hell should I know!? GET BACK TO THE STORY! Glares at you.
Anyway... THe king of pillow land then proceeded to have en apic battle with the dalek in which both kings were killed and eventually brought back to life as zombies. When they saw what had been done to them they shrugged and agreed to be evil together.
And so the earth descended into darkness...
The end :)
6 Comments
awwww......how happy to sad to doom then to SAVE THE DAY!!!!!
CUTE!!! XD
Hahahahaha! Heyy....you've made me spit out lemonade! :D
That was beautiful! Wipes a tear Absolutely beautiful.
YESSSS!!!!!!!! WOOOHHOOOO!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS BITCH!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THE KINGDOM OF PILLOWLAD HAVE TO BE IN THE SKY?? I WANNA GO THERE!!! It's probably really soft and cuddly there, esspecialy without the king whose brains are leaking.
Kewl.