OMG!! (Dr.Mavis' office)

Dr.Mavis-"I just pushed the record button. Shall we begin Adam."

Adam-"Let's just get this over with already."

Dr.Mavis-"Ok, why don't you tell me how your week was."

Adam-"My week sucked as always.Next question."

Dr.Mavis-"Are you still having disturbing thoughts?"

Adam-"They don't disturb ME."

Dr.Mavis-"Let me rephrase then. Are you still having thoughts about hurting yourself?"

Adam-"You know I was jk'ing about that."

Dr.Mavis-"At least that's what you told me."

Adam-"You believed it.If you thought I was capable of killing myself, you'd be required to lock me up. I know the rules."

Dr.Mavis-"Why would you joke about something so serious?"

Adam-"Are you kidding? Feelings of depression, feeling sorry for myself, lack of self-esteem, eager for attention, craving some serious shock value...Shall I go on?"

Dr.Mavis-"No.Thank you."

Adam-"Is this your 1st time as a therapist?"

Dr.Mavis-"Trying to insult me isn't the answer.

Adam-"Oh yes it is."

Dr.Mavis-"Ok, I think this session is going to an intermission."

Adam-"Why?? I'm just getting started."

Dr. Mavis-"Ok. Well I'll see you in 30 minutes."

~~Dr.Mavis leaves his office to take a brake.~~