Some Phucking Awesome Quotes(:
Quotes(:
Everyone loves Quotes(:
Chapter 1
Wink faces are cool (;(;(;(;(; (Here's 50 quotes(: )
1. It's easy to stand in a crowd, it takes courage to stand alone
2. Wabboh dee Wabboh dee Wa-Wabboh Wabboh I'm st-stacking my papers my wallet look like a Bible(:
3. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later(:
4. Learn to say "I love you" more often, it feels good. Really good
5. Don't waste your time on people who don't deserve it
6. Life's about kicking ass, not kissing it
7. Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine boo(:
8. Lies, gossip, drama, tears, welcome to the teenage years
9. When I saw you, I fell in love. You smiled because you knew
10. Run and tell your mother, mother phucker(;
11. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace
12. No matter what you think, you're important to someone
13. When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen
14. Phuck you, I'll move on. With or without you
15. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
16. Even heaven is hell without you
17. Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars? Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart?
18. Now tell me do you really wanna me forever, or is it just a hit and run?
19. I know you don't smoke weed, i know this. But imma get you high today. 'Cause it's friday, you aint got no job, and we aint got shit to do
20. Imma bad mutha phucka 'cause the good die young
21. I'm gonna turn my life around, I'm tired of having to watch my back all the time, all I need is you
22. If she loves you, if she really loves you, you’ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and it’s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the hooded sweatshirt you lent her for an autumn walk at the beach, and not for B.O., if she makes you a pancake in the shape of a shark, if she calls you drunkenly at four in the morning “to talk,” if she laughs at your jokes when they’re funny and makes fun of you when they’re not, if she keeps her fridge stocked with Guinness tallboys for when you come over, if she tells you how she wishes she were closer to her sister and that her dad makes her sad: She loves you, of course she loves you
23. It sucks when the ones who once told you they'd never hurt you, are the one who hurt you the absolute most
24. I just be like phuck you, whatchu need, you can't get nothin from me
25. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more
26. How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being
27. When I read your text, I read it exactly how you'd say it
28. I do whatever the phuck I want, because I o;y live one goddamn time, and I will sure as hell make the best of it whether you like it or not
29. I'd rather fight with you, than make love to anyone else
30. One day, there will be no room in hell, and the dead will walk the earth
31. You cannot imagine the immensity of the phuck I do not give
32. Ah shi*it my goldfish is drowning again, brb
33. If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur
34. That biitch is like a penny, two faced and worthless
35. Pardon me, sir Gangster, your trousers are descending ^.^ I phucking love this
36. When I was little, I used to think life insurance would bring you back to life if you died ^.^ true story
37. There's always something to be thankful for, in this case, it's you
38. All you need is love
39. Love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it
40. If you need a shoulder to cry on, girl I won't listen I'm threw phuckin with these bitch ass bitches
41. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go
42. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind
43. I wish you the best, good luck boo, weezy f, for phuck you
44. You have to be unique, and different, and shine in your own way
45. The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in
46. Weed. Glasses. Converse
47. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
48. I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm phucking hilarious
49. Nerd? Uh I prefer the term Intellectual Badass* Thank you
50. Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I'll lick you bitch
2. Wabboh dee Wabboh dee Wa-Wabboh Wabboh I'm st-stacking my papers my wallet look like a Bible(:
3. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later(:
4. Learn to say "I love you" more often, it feels good. Really good
5. Don't waste your time on people who don't deserve it
6. Life's about kicking ass, not kissing it
7. Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine boo(:
8. Lies, gossip, drama, tears, welcome to the teenage years
9. When I saw you, I fell in love. You smiled because you knew
10. Run and tell your mother, mother phucker(;
11. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace
12. No matter what you think, you're important to someone
13. When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen
14. Phuck you, I'll move on. With or without you
15. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
16. Even heaven is hell without you
17. Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars? Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart?
18. Now tell me do you really wanna me forever, or is it just a hit and run?
19. I know you don't smoke weed, i know this. But imma get you high today. 'Cause it's friday, you aint got no job, and we aint got shit to do
20. Imma bad mutha phucka 'cause the good die young
21. I'm gonna turn my life around, I'm tired of having to watch my back all the time, all I need is you
22. If she loves you, if she really loves you, you’ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and it’s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the hooded sweatshirt you lent her for an autumn walk at the beach, and not for B.O., if she makes you a pancake in the shape of a shark, if she calls you drunkenly at four in the morning “to talk,” if she laughs at your jokes when they’re funny and makes fun of you when they’re not, if she keeps her fridge stocked with Guinness tallboys for when you come over, if she tells you how she wishes she were closer to her sister and that her dad makes her sad: She loves you, of course she loves you
23. It sucks when the ones who once told you they'd never hurt you, are the one who hurt you the absolute most
24. I just be like phuck you, whatchu need, you can't get nothin from me
25. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more
26. How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being
27. When I read your text, I read it exactly how you'd say it
28. I do whatever the phuck I want, because I o;y live one goddamn time, and I will sure as hell make the best of it whether you like it or not
29. I'd rather fight with you, than make love to anyone else
30. One day, there will be no room in hell, and the dead will walk the earth
31. You cannot imagine the immensity of the phuck I do not give
32. Ah shi*it my goldfish is drowning again, brb
33. If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur
34. That biitch is like a penny, two faced and worthless
35. Pardon me, sir Gangster, your trousers are descending ^.^ I phucking love this
36. When I was little, I used to think life insurance would bring you back to life if you died ^.^ true story
37. There's always something to be thankful for, in this case, it's you
38. All you need is love
39. Love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it
40. If you need a shoulder to cry on, girl I won't listen I'm threw phuckin with these bitch ass bitches
41. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go
42. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind
43. I wish you the best, good luck boo, weezy f, for phuck you
44. You have to be unique, and different, and shine in your own way
45. The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in
46. Weed. Glasses. Converse
47. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
48. I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm phucking hilarious
49. Nerd? Uh I prefer the term Intellectual Badass* Thank you
50. Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I'll lick you bitch



2 Comments
Pardon me, sir Gangster, your trousers are descending.
Nerd? Uh I prefer the term Intellectual Badass* Thank you
nice :) these are my favorites :D ^^^
32,33,34 and 6 r my favorite!!
Cuz I'm sooo getting a Dino(: