Your Mum's So ...
Im sorry if these are offensive to people. I just find them funny. : )
Your Mum's so fat she went in the sea and it started raining.
Your Mum's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved
Your Mums's so fat when she bends over its day time
Your Mum's so fat she needs to use a swimming pool as a bath
Your Mum's so fat they mistook her as an elephant and she had to join the circus
Your Mum's so ugly she went missing and they found her two weeks later snuggling with a gorilla
Your mums so hairy she went to the zoo and never came out
Your dad so large he has to take a shower at Niagra Falls
- thats all ive got for now : )
Your Mum's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved
Your Mums's so fat when she bends over its day time
Your Mum's so fat she needs to use a swimming pool as a bath
Your Mum's so fat they mistook her as an elephant and she had to join the circus
Your Mum's so ugly she went missing and they found her two weeks later snuggling with a gorilla
Your mums so hairy she went to the zoo and never came out
Your dad so large he has to take a shower at Niagra Falls
- thats all ive got for now : )
5 Comments
hey these are "yo mamma" jokes. love these, even though they're harsh.
LOL! Nice ones! :D more more more!!! please..? ;)
Your Mum's so fat she went in the sea and it started raining.
LMFAO
i never heard that one before!!!
=)
Lol! XD
Here's one!
Your Mum's so fat she was invited to the Hippo family reunion.
Enjoy!