AVPM-AVPS quotes
Chapter 1
Quotes
what the hell is a Hufflepuff?
You know what you are Snape? a BUT TRUMPET!
fart noises HA! WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?! YOU DO!
Thats absuuuuurd!
You know, not everyone has has enough money when their parents die to rent out NASA!
Look at this! look at this! Rocket ship Potter, Starkid Potter Moonshoes potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pigfarts!
"Noone undermines DracoMalfoy!" dumbldore walks in 'Draco you little shit
'I FIND that to be very interestin!"
'Riddle me this 'ay Potter?'
I didn't mean what I sadi you know, Pigfarts is real.
You know what you are Snape? a BUT TRUMPET!
fart noises HA! WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?! YOU DO!
Thats absuuuuurd!
You know, not everyone has has enough money when their parents die to rent out NASA!
Look at this! look at this! Rocket ship Potter, Starkid Potter Moonshoes potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pigfarts!
"Noone undermines DracoMalfoy!" dumbldore walks in 'Draco you little shit
'I FIND that to be very interestin!"
'Riddle me this 'ay Potter?'
I didn't mean what I sadi you know, Pigfarts is real.



1 Comment
and everybody's fave.
Redvines what cant they do?