FPS Practice is sooo much fun! ^-^
If you don't know what FPS is, it's Future Problem Solving. Sounds boring, right?
Nope. We have so much fun in there! So, I though I'd be generous and share it with ya'll. Characters:
Tanner
Bart
Brandon
Lauren
Mary Lauren (Me!)
DeMaria
Ms. Miller
Mrs. McKillop
ENJOY.
(Lauren and Tanner are a couple. Lauren and I used to be best friends, but she ditched me for her popular friends. :[ Tanner and I are buds... see where I'm going here?)
Lauren- Let's go down the elevator!
Tanner- Okay.
Me- I'm going down the steps
Lauren- *sigh* Come on.
Me- Uh... I need exercise!
Tanner- Yeah, okay, *follows me down the steps*
Me- Elevators make me clausterphobic.
Tanner- They can make you die.
Lauren- *folows us* Tanner.
Tanner- *looks at Lauren*
Lauren- *gives Tanner a look*
Me- *already downstairs*
Tanner- *facepalm* Crap!
Me- What?
Tanner- I'm so stupid! Ergg! *talking about Lauren*
Me- Look, I'll ride the elevator... if...you want.
Lauren- *laughs*
Tanner- *walks to me* Take the steps, or death. How can I please her?
Bart- I sentence you... to dance.
Bart and Tanner- *spontaneous dancing*
Bart- And they, like... explode from concentration.
Tanner and Muah- *laugh at him*
Bart- What? People can spontaneously combust!
Tanner- How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Me- How many?
Tanner- It depends on how hard you throw them.
Me- *smacks his arm* That's awful!
Tanner- What's the difference between a Red Lamborghini (sorry, don't know how to spell it :() and a pile of dead babies?
Me- What?
Tanner- I don't have a Red Lamborghini in my garage. *creeper face*
Me- Ugh! You're so mean!
Bart- *dramatic voice* Suicide. *holds King card. King is holding knife to his head*
Tanner- I bet you want Mrs. Coyle's cookies.
DeMaria- Mr. Bryant does.
Brandon- Cookies for sale!
Tanner- Guys, guys, guys! Listen. Sugar...spice..and everything nice.
Everyone- *laughs*
Bart- They can make a rain-eating blob, called the Rainstopper 3000.
Mrs. McKillop- Okay... who would make it?
Bart- Jello.
(Sorry, short this time. More to come :))
Lauren- Let's go down the elevator!
Tanner- Okay.
Me- I'm going down the steps
Lauren- *sigh* Come on.
Me- Uh... I need exercise!
Tanner- Yeah, okay, *follows me down the steps*
Me- Elevators make me clausterphobic.
Tanner- They can make you die.
Lauren- *folows us* Tanner.
Tanner- *looks at Lauren*
Lauren- *gives Tanner a look*
Me- *already downstairs*
Tanner- *facepalm* Crap!
Me- What?
Tanner- I'm so stupid! Ergg! *talking about Lauren*
Me- Look, I'll ride the elevator... if...you want.
Lauren- *laughs*
Tanner- *walks to me* Take the steps, or death. How can I please her?
Bart- I sentence you... to dance.
Bart and Tanner- *spontaneous dancing*
Bart- And they, like... explode from concentration.
Tanner and Muah- *laugh at him*
Bart- What? People can spontaneously combust!
Tanner- How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Me- How many?
Tanner- It depends on how hard you throw them.
Me- *smacks his arm* That's awful!
Tanner- What's the difference between a Red Lamborghini (sorry, don't know how to spell it :() and a pile of dead babies?
Me- What?
Tanner- I don't have a Red Lamborghini in my garage. *creeper face*
Me- Ugh! You're so mean!
Bart- *dramatic voice* Suicide. *holds King card. King is holding knife to his head*
Tanner- I bet you want Mrs. Coyle's cookies.
DeMaria- Mr. Bryant does.
Brandon- Cookies for sale!
Tanner- Guys, guys, guys! Listen. Sugar...spice..and everything nice.
Everyone- *laughs*
Bart- They can make a rain-eating blob, called the Rainstopper 3000.
Mrs. McKillop- Okay... who would make it?
Bart- Jello.
(Sorry, short this time. More to come :))
6 Comments
HA!That's funny,please make more and entertain me, xD
XD that made me gigg-led and laugh-ed!
Hehe, don't you just love mah buds?
Oh yesh!
I'll have more up next week when we have another practice. :)
HOOOOOOORAAAYYYY!!!