Funny Poem (READ INTRODUCTION)
This is a funny poem I found on the internet.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Cave Johnson, Founder & CEO of Aperture Science
-Cave Johnson, Founder & CEO of Aperture Science
2 Comments
If life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eye.....
hahahahah....THATS GREAT!!!!!