Imma Die Now. (Commentary of imma wiserd)
eyes twitches in horror 76 chapters of....Hell
AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) It's obvious i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. Potty Store? My god.....
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin SHUN THE NON BELIEVER! SHHHHUUUUNNNN!
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo Falling out an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food". And brains
"o turtle don cri" Yes snapping turtle! Don't cry! It'll be al-OW HE FRICKING BIT ME!
"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 I'm not eating that O.o
"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky Snexy? like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. WTF? den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet I'm SOOO not eating that . mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama Headlock! !11 i aint gut nottin!11"
"but im so hundreh" Your hundred? Oldie sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired He was fired? From what? chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun come bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. Ya fired chicken is scary! so i left. And hopefully starved to death.
so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. And a rasin! Or did you already say that? O.o
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin SHUN THE NON BELIEVER! SHHHHUUUUNNNN!
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo Falling out an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food". And brains
"o turtle don cri" Yes snapping turtle! Don't cry! It'll be al-OW HE FRICKING BIT ME!
"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 I'm not eating that O.o
"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky Snexy? like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. WTF? den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet I'm SOOO not eating that . mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama Headlock! !11 i aint gut nottin!11"
"but im so hundreh" Your hundred? Oldie sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired He was fired? From what? chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun come bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. Ya fired chicken is scary! so i left. And hopefully starved to death.
so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. And a rasin! Or did you already say that? O.o
24 Comments
Oh sweet baby jesus, I couldn't even decipher it. I don't speak idiot....
I agree entirely.
Oh my Jashin.
I looked that up.
MY BRAIN DIED!
haha xD
I can hardly read that. I'm not a fluent speaker of nitwit.....
I'VE READ THIS! It's disgusting... And quite racist.
Who wrote it?
Wow...
I skipped most of the real story and read the commentary!! LOL XD
Hehe! On tha groin! xD xD I love you Syd! You made my day!
I HATE THAT STORY!!!!! ITS LIKE THE WORST THING EVER WRITTEN!!!! THE IDIOTS MAKING A WEBSITE FOR HER DISGRACE OF A HARRY POTTER STORY!!!!! D: I LOVED YOUR COMMENTARY THOUGH!! LMAO! xD
DUDE. okay so I just got a really funny idea!!! Someone needs to make a like cheapo youtube movie to make fun of this ridiculous fanfic! hahaha it would be hilarious!!!! who agrees?