Survey Survey Survey Survey!

What would you do if penguins were robbing the banks of your town, and Master Chief was eating all your pudding?!

• I would call the fire department because demon scissors were petting my dog!
• I think I would find a mountain top and get naked!
• I'd cry! :(
• Master Chief is real?
• I would get my hidden stash of billions of shotguns and donate them to orphans to help me assassinate Master Cheif and brew the penguins in my lobster chicken hippopotamus stew soup while jumping up and down on my uncle's foot.

WOW, Guess what?

• Did you save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico?
• Did you pee your pants after defeating the Seraphic Queen of the Seraphic Gate on Infinity mode?
• Did you complete your Pokedex after filling up your water tank to prepare for the sandstorm?
• Did you eat ham?
• I want lettuce! That's what!

Are you bearing with me?

• Grizzly bearing with you sir!
• Not really! I am totally lost in the forest of your amazement!
• I hate vampires!
• I like to blow stuff up!
• Bearing? No way! You are too much for me! I'm going to do strange Twilight and boyfriend quizzes on Quibblo!

Select all the Cereal brands you absolutely HATE!

Please select all that apply.

• Cheerios - They are too cheery!
• Cocoa Puffs - They have too little gold inside them!
• Honey Bunches of Oats - I don't like kittens!
• Lucky Charms - Them and their nasty marshmallow goodness!
• Special K - More like Special L!
• Alphabits - They are always missing a few letters!
• Apple Jacks - Where is the ball?!
• I love Harry Potter so much!
• Cap'n Crunch - He always asks me for weird pictures of myself!
• Chex - They don't give me markers!
• Frosted Flakes - They're too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
• Raisin Bran - Too much raisins!
• Fruity Pebbles - They make my mouth funny colores!
• I JUST HATE CEREAL!
• Rice Krispies - They don't taste anything like Pop Tarts!

Which isn't your favorite color?

Please select all that apply.

• Red!
• Green!
• Yellow!
• Blue?
• I love them all!
• Purple!

Do you like to pet panda bears when they are pooping?

• Of course! I poop with them!
• What? No way that's nasty! I'd much rather poop with llamas!
• Sometimes, only if they are willing to try my carrot cake!
• What are pandas? Are they a new shampoo brand?
• My feet are dirty!

What was your age, on November 20, 2011?

• -1 ~ 10
• -1 ~ 10 (Today is my birthday!)
• 11 ~ 15
• 11 ~ 15 (Today is my birthday, son!)
• 16 ~ 19
• 16 ~ 19 (Yo today is my birthday! Happy birthday to me!)
• 20 ~ 34
• 20 ~ 34 (I'm late for work!)
• 35 + (I sure am old... NOT! HAR HAR HAR!)
• 35 + (Today, I am one year closer to dying... NOT I'M IMMORTAL SON! HAHAHA)

Do you truly believe the Earth is round?

• Of course it is. It's been proven for a long time now.
• No way! I'm old school, and I still think this thing is flat! Duh!
• No! The Earth is a triangle!
• Maybe the Earth is all in my head...

Don't forget to bring a towel!

• I won't sir!
• I always do! Thanks for reminding me!
• For what purpose?
• I'd love to get high with you Towelie!

How many degrees do you think the sun should be?

• 5505 °C of course!
• 46913030913 °C!
• -5 °C
• I think I should be the sun because I am so great!

I love you!

• I love you too!
• Ew! Who are you?
• I love everyone too!
• I love eating!

Do you think aliens exist?

• Heck yeah! My pet parrot is an alien!
• No way! It's all fake stuff!
• It's all in our heads.
• I'm an alien!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if chucking was illegal in most parts of the U.S.?

• 18!
• It's illegal! Woodchucks obey the law!
• 400! I would do the chucking for them!
• What does chucking even mean?!

I wanna be the very best!

• Well, that's nice! I hope you succeed!
• That no one ever was!
• Too late, I am already the best! HA HA HA!
• I love painting monkeys! It's like painting little crocodiles with eagle wings!

Now just wait a second...

• It's been a second! What?!
• Alrighty than!
• I'll gladly wait an hour if you need!
• Screw you! I'm going to my friend's house so we can watch Spongebob together!

Huh?

• Yeah! Totally!
• I want to share peanuts with you one day!
• When is this over? I have to pee!
• I am eating yogurt!

What do you think the picture means?

• What picture?
• I think it means you like to play Monopoly with ghosts! Ooooh!
• I think it shows my love for cabbage! Oh cabbage!
• I'd love to pour green paint on Justin Bieber's pants one day!
• It subliminally makes me want to play Dominoes! How are you doing that?!

Ha ha ha! You sure are!

• Heck yeah!
• No way!
• I missed 11.11.2011 11:11:11 am/pm!
• I am? Thanks! I will become a successful author and donate all my moneys to children in need of crayons!
• No I'm not! I think you are awesome!
• I want to ride a pony!

Did you enjoy this experience? Please rate your outfit and your enjoyment!

• 11 (My outfit is great! Also you are great!)
• 9 (My outfit is not bad! You ain't that bad either!)
• 7 (My outfit is okay, but neither are my grades!)
• 5 (I like the number five!)
• 3 (I have like ten holes in my shirt! I'd also like to poke ten holes in your soul!)
• 1 (I'm naked! Hahaha!)
• Bananas!

I don't want to end it at 19, an uneven number now would I?

• Heck yeah! I'd also like to plant daffodils in the desert!
• It doesn't matter! I'll buy you a cruise ticket anyway!
• I think you use exclamation points too much!
• Mango!
• End it at 21, or else I'll donate $6 to the Red Cross! (You should donate $7 anyways!)