Someone Does Something
I have no regrets.
Chapter 1
THERE'S ONLY ONE CHAPTER
A small white rotary phone came into existence with a tiny pop .
Had someone other than a certain lazy goober been there, they would have found this quite odd.
But alas, there wasn't.
In any event, a pale hand snatched up the receiver.
A slightly exotic female voice rose up from the other end.
"Seven days. . ."
The owner of the hand, the lazy goober, the one person who would not be fazed by the fact that random molecules floating about would decide to come together and make a rotary phone , of all things, used a few choice words in order to express his raeg.
And with that, a horribly written pile of wallaby fecal matter came to an extremely abrupt ending, leaving any poor sap who stumbled upon it wondering what kind of nincompoop would produce such a monstrosity.
Had someone other than a certain lazy goober been there, they would have found this quite odd.
But alas, there wasn't.
In any event, a pale hand snatched up the receiver.
A slightly exotic female voice rose up from the other end.
"Seven days. . ."
The owner of the hand, the lazy goober, the one person who would not be fazed by the fact that random molecules floating about would decide to come together and make a rotary phone , of all things, used a few choice words in order to express his raeg.
And with that, a horribly written pile of wallaby fecal matter came to an extremely abrupt ending, leaving any poor sap who stumbled upon it wondering what kind of nincompoop would produce such a monstrosity.



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