REPOSTS

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anòrexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

*I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.*

I'm a NÈGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smöke wéed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. (Every person I know who lives in the country, owns or lives on a farm.)

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be séxy. (If you're asian you should really support this)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have ÀIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a séx-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bítch.* (I am though)

*I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.* (Not denying this either)

*I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.* (If you've murdered someone and feel no remorse this might be good for you...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I think you mean the stereotype of emo and/or goth)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

*I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.*

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (I know conservative lesbians)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whòre...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whôre. (Ummm... Most dancers I know are goody two-shoes)

*I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slùt.*

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drùgs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.* (Isn't the point of being goth wearing black?)

*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.* (Only the trashy ones have all that going for them)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VÍRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whòre.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slùt.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a vìrgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or no have no sleep)

I DYE (or will) MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fûcking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm ASIAN, so when I MUST be beaten when I get a B+. (LOL! This is so bad but I think of my asian friend Lizzie and this is kinda true! Sorry hun)

I have Big (ish) BÖOBS, so I MUST be a hòe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drüg dealer.

*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Názi.

*I hang out with (or would) GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.* (I'm a girl sooo this doesn't really fit)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (OMG! My Puerto Rican friend Lexi isn't conceited but she's so pretty!!)

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (Who doesn't like llamas?)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST not swear. (hahahahahhahahahhahahah Lizzie xD)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.* (Actually... The lunch sucks at my school so I don't eat a lot)

*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.* (TRUE)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weëd and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

*I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.* (That would suck because my brother is gay and my sister is a lesbian... And my best friend is bi)

*I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.* (ahahahahahahahaha)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

*I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.* (I'm just white chocolate! xD)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.* (You say it like it's a bad thing)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whòre.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.* (Young people don't have experience. Sooo at one point or another we all are naive)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Everyone loves watermelon!! o.o)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penís.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Or getting you know what 24/7!)

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.* (They're all so dorky though! c: )

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

*I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pùssy.* (Flies are disgusting. I wouldn't touch that nastiness)

*I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.* (True! Erryone loves my sexiness)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I can only wish...)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm only crazy xD)

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bìtch.* (There's no denying the truth)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bìtch.* (Well, you shouldn't have gotten me mad in the first place)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boøbs.

I hang out with a FORMER PRÓSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whòre myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (ahahahahah Lexi!)

*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.* (Not yet c:

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (In my freakin' dreams)

*I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.* (ahahahahahahahaha)

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.* (xD These make me laugh!)

*I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.* (Wait... I thought it was nerdy)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (OMG! I know a Canadian and he does talk kinda funny! There should be something about music! You've got Justin Bieber... And then Lights to clear it all up!)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sèxuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.*

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (And be the sexiest person alive or one of the ugliest)

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.* (Challenge excepted xD)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Wtf is yaoi and yuri?)

*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.* (That wouldn't be so bad)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

*I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.* (I don't see how these go together but they're both very true)

*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.* (Be jealous of my one man wolf pack!)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.* (I'm just a REVOLUTIONIST! Sounds nicer xD)

I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.* (Hahaha Mike is the only one not on this list... What a non-person!)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

*I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.* (And I'm proud of this stereotype c: )

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

*I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bàstard.*

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. (I know I would)

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

*I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.* (I've never heard this one before)

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (Nope... Just a nerd)

*I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.*

*I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.* (It depends on how serious it is)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

*I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.* (But I am... xD)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I really hate stereotypes. (I like stereotypes. I find them funny unless you actually take them seriously.)