Sterotypies

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anòrexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Well I'm not THAT weak...)

I'm a NÈGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smöke wéed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be séxy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have ÀIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a séx-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bítch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (If you've murdered someone and feel no remorse this might be good for you...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (I know conservative lesbians)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whòre... ( Not really..)

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whôre.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slùt.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drùgs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. ( People call me goth.. it really annoys me..)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VÍRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whòre.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slùt.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a vìrgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I actually have a lot of friends but I don't talk talk to them a lot..)

I DYE (or will) MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fûcking them all. (THIS STEROTYPE IS SOO MEAN! I HAVE GIRLS AND GUYS THAT ARE FRIENDS)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Am I supposed to check this?)

I'm ASIAN, so when I MUST be beaten when I get a B+.

I have Big (ish) BÖOBS, so I MUST be a hòe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drüg dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. ( Seriously.. I'm not that mean..)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Názi.

I hang out with (or would) GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (YEAH! I look good :P)

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST not swear.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. ( But.. but.. I was told I was pretty.. I must be CRRRAAZZY!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(I LOVE fried chicken xD)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (MY SCHOOL IS ABUSING US BY GIVING US BEAN BURGERS AND THEN THEY TELL US WE'RE FAT!) My lucky I don't eat at school.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (AGAIN I was told that I was good looking..)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weëd and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. ( Yeah..)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (I'm just white chocolate! xD)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I am NOT dirty! THE ONE WHO MADE THIS IS DIRTY!)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Yes.. I'm a loser AND I LIKE IT.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whòre.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. ( I guess I'm young..)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Mes loove watermelon xD)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penís.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (My friends are actually kidna dorky :P)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pùssy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't really think of the others... Sorry

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Me and my friends fill up like two tables in the luchroom.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Very true xD)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bìtch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bìtch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boøbs.

I hang out with a FORMER PRÓSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whòre myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Yaaay Imma freak)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. ( I have an older brother.. but I am very spoiled xD)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (xD These make me laugh!)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I guess I'm like a SUPER TINY emoish..)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (OMG! I know a Canadian and he does talk kinda funny! There should be something about music! You've got Justin Bieber... And then Lights to clear it all up!)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sèxuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Yay I'm popular!)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (And be the sexiest person alive or one of the ugliest)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Challenge excepted xD)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Wtf is yaoi and yuri?)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (That wouldn't be so bad) I hug trees if they look lonely...

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Uh..

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. ( Yepppers Peppers)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

*I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. * ( I'm kinda goth.. get used to it.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (AND I IS PROUD OF IT!)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bàstard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. ( I'm only mean to people who I don't like or are mean to me

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.


I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (I is kinda a nerd

I cry, so I MUST be a wimp. ( I rarley cry)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Totally true :P)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (LoL this is true.)

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people. (Mehh. Kinda..)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I really hate stereotypes. (I like stereotypes. They are funny xD


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