Random Funny Chiz
I'm not Adele I don't wish "nothing but the best for you too" Die Biitch Die
When I die, I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under...."
Some people just need a high five.....in the face.....with a chair
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x", she left you, move on before she gets a restraining order.
Be happy in front of people you don;t like. It kills them inside.
When life throws you lemons, look at life, and throw them back. You asked for oranges.
Hi Spider! Nice spider! Let me pet you....WITH MY FOOT stomp Good Spider, Dead Spider
Flying is easy. It is hitting the ground and dying that is the hard part.
"Are you okay?" "No I bleed for fun!"
I will add more later!!
When I die, I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under...."
Some people just need a high five.....in the face.....with a chair
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x", she left you, move on before she gets a restraining order.
Be happy in front of people you don;t like. It kills them inside.
When life throws you lemons, look at life, and throw them back. You asked for oranges.
Hi Spider! Nice spider! Let me pet you....WITH MY FOOT stomp Good Spider, Dead Spider
Flying is easy. It is hitting the ground and dying that is the hard part.
"Are you okay?" "No I bleed for fun!"
I will add more later!!
31 Comments
When life throws you lemons, look at life, and throw them back. You asked for oranges.
LOL!
XD OH GOD, JODI!!! XD LOVE THE SPIDER ONE!! XD LOL!!! why is caps on?
Oh my god I will remember to make my last words that.
And the last one "No, I bleed for fun" is going to be m reply when I run int something and hurt kyself next
these are funny! XD
haha :) love the "I left a million dollars under...." that'd be hilariouss! :)
/Some people just need a high five.....in the face.....with a chair /
Hehehe
Some people just need a high five.....in the face.....with a chair
Hehehe
That's like my life!
I like the million dollar one xD
Haha! :D
When life throws you lemons, look at life, and throw them back. You asked for oranges.
no no no no thats funny but it dsnt go like dat it goes like this if life gives u lemons, squirt lemon juice on ur enemy's eyes!!