These Totally Describe Me!

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I saw these on Dam Stereotypes and I thought of myself. Haha. :D

Chapter 1

Me!!!! :)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK (I'm pretty strong)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b^tch. (I am kind of a b^tch sometimes but I don't care. If I believe in something then I'll say or do anything even if it makes people don't like me.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (I do have morals.)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage (Haha. I had to laugh at this. I am Native American but I don't dance around fire screaming like a savage though I would like to. Haha.)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whôre (I love to dance but I'm far from being stupid, stuck up or a wh^re.)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (So stupid and untrue. Anyone can like the color black.)
I'm NOT A VÍRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I am so not easy. It took the guy a long time to have s^x with me. Haha.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whòre. (Haha. This is totally me. But I can't help who I fall in love with.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (So not true. Dressing different from everybody makes people unique.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Stupid and untrue. Theater and arts are healthy ways to express yourself.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fûcking them all. (For me a little true and a little false.)
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (I love to swear a lot and I do it a lot. Probably a lot more than I really should.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No one is a loser and you shouldn't have to have others approval to like yourself.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control (I like to eat...so what.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Maybe a little true but not entirely.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Kind of anti-social but not all the time.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I find different things funny so the hell what.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bìtch. (I'm just very outspoken.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bìtch. (I am very defensive over my role models and family and friends especially Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, and Taylor Swift.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Not true. I just show my support.)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (Haha. I do like blood though. Haha. My blood tastes very sweet by the way. Haha.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Not true. I care about the environment but I'm not a hippie.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Not true. Reading is fantastic.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Not true. Though I know that I make mistakes but I don't point them out. I just work on improving them.)

These "stereotypes" all make me think of myself.

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