DO NOT READ IF YOUR A HARRY POTTER FAN!!! TWILIGHT FANS ONLY!!!!
here is a make fun of thing of all things harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) ok harry potter has his group of friends but bella has a clan of VAMPIRES!! who do you think would win?
2) edward is a sexy hot vampire!!!, harry is a little kid with a scar on his forehead.
3)sure, harry can do magic, but the cullens can sparkle!! SPARKLE!! BAM.
4) ya harry has to defeat this all powerful lord voldemort, who killed his parents and blah blah. EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE TO FACE A CLAN OF EVIL VAMPIRES CALLED THE VOULTURI!! THEY CAN KILL YOU WITH THEIR MINDS!!!!!
5) twilight is so awesome it has such as an affect as followed: you go up to a group of harry potter fans who are, of course, talking about harry potter. you say twilight and they flip out!!!!! its that awesome!!!!
6) question for harry: why can't you have super speed? or read minds? if you met edward, ya you have spells, but he has super speed, and could bite your neck off before you could pull out you wand.
7) bella may be sort of a downer but hellllllllllloooooo!!! she's got EDWARD!!! sorry genny (or however you spell her name) but you got the short end of the stick).
8) ok so harry and genny (or however you spell her name) have these littl ewizard kids, but EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE A HALF VAMPIRE HALF HUMAN KID!! IT CAN SPEAK BEFORE IT COULD TALK!! AND ITS GROWS INCREDABLY FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9) your say harry i say twilight, you say ice cream, i say mega sunday(ice cream), you say Great Book i say TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
10) ok i get it that you'd love to be a wizard but come on!!! vampires are 1. super fast!!! 2. they have special powers (sometimes). and all sorts of stuff!!! and they are hot!!!!!!!! i think i prove my point (even if it doesn't make sence;)) ;)
2) edward is a sexy hot vampire!!!, harry is a little kid with a scar on his forehead.
3)sure, harry can do magic, but the cullens can sparkle!! SPARKLE!! BAM.
4) ya harry has to defeat this all powerful lord voldemort, who killed his parents and blah blah. EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE TO FACE A CLAN OF EVIL VAMPIRES CALLED THE VOULTURI!! THEY CAN KILL YOU WITH THEIR MINDS!!!!!
5) twilight is so awesome it has such as an affect as followed: you go up to a group of harry potter fans who are, of course, talking about harry potter. you say twilight and they flip out!!!!! its that awesome!!!!
6) question for harry: why can't you have super speed? or read minds? if you met edward, ya you have spells, but he has super speed, and could bite your neck off before you could pull out you wand.
7) bella may be sort of a downer but hellllllllllloooooo!!! she's got EDWARD!!! sorry genny (or however you spell her name) but you got the short end of the stick).
8) ok so harry and genny (or however you spell her name) have these littl ewizard kids, but EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE A HALF VAMPIRE HALF HUMAN KID!! IT CAN SPEAK BEFORE IT COULD TALK!! AND ITS GROWS INCREDABLY FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9) your say harry i say twilight, you say ice cream, i say mega sunday(ice cream), you say Great Book i say TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
10) ok i get it that you'd love to be a wizard but come on!!! vampires are 1. super fast!!! 2. they have special powers (sometimes). and all sorts of stuff!!! and they are hot!!!!!!!! i think i prove my point (even if it doesn't make sence;)) ;)
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AWWWWWW HEXING HARRY POTTER TO THE NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
HARRY POTTER CAN PUT A SPELL ON HIM TO SPARKLE. BAM!!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha h
HELLO? ALL POWERFUL EVIL WIZARD?
igtg biii text me. AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER! HA!
EDWARD AND BELLA HAVE ONE DESTRUCTIVE FREAK OF NATURE> Harry and GINNY have three adorable FULL wizards.
THE VAMPIRE BABY IS NOT DESTRUCTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS AWESOME SO THERE!! YA THEY CAN DO SPELLS BUT E AND B AND THEIR BABY CAN LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK HP RULES T******* WAY OF THE CHARTS OF ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! T******* CAN'T EVEN DO VAMPIRES PROPERLY!!!! THEY AIN'T SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!! FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!!! HARRY CAN DO MAGIC AND WIZARDS LIVE FOR A LONG TIME TO!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMBLEDORE WAS 150 GIVE OR TAKE A FEW AND HE DIED FROM AVADA KEDAVRA NOT OF NATURAL COAUSES!!!!!!!!!! AND HARRYS KIDS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CUTER PLUS I DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT STUPID FRICKIN T*******!!!!!!!!! HP RULEZ T******* DRULEZ!!!!!!!!! =(=(=(=(=((
I very much agrey with you!
WOW UH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT RULZ!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, stupid much?
U fvucker! Twilight sucks!!!! Im all potter!