You go to an amusement park, and some idiot in a dorky outfit walks up to you and starts blabbering on and on about the park. He/She seems to work there. You respond by

Please select all that apply.

• Staring like WTF is going on
• Saying "Whatever man" and walking away
• Walking away
• Saying "SHUT THE HELL UP"
• Contacting the park's manager
• Calling the freakin cops
• Spraying the guy with a damn water squirter
• Hiding until they get the hell to HELL!!
• Slapping them
• Calling the FBI
• Pushing them in a pool, if possible
• Taking their wallet
• Hitting them with the closest blunt object
• Taping their mouth shut
• Finding a way to get them fired
• Running away
• Shoot them with tranquilizer dart
• Beat them up
• Embarress them somehow
• Think "This idiot is freakin gay!"
• Call security
• YELL A SWEAR WORD!!!
• Leave the area, and still call the cops or manager