Quotes
Funny quotes
I’m standing in a river. It’s blue.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
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If anybody has any funny quotes plz send them to me
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
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If anybody has any funny quotes plz send them to me
4 Comments
The Quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
It is bad to supress your laughter; it goes back down to your hips.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
and MY favorite: the world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus.
I got another one! lol this one's my new favorite!
Smile, it confuses people.
Cool thanks :)
I love these :)