My Really Delayed Steriotype(?) Thing

[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anòrexic.

[X] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

[x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

[ ] I'm a NÈGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

[X] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smöke wéed.

[ ] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be séxy.

[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have ÀIDS.

[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a séx-tape.

[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bítch.

[X] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[XXXXX] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (as if I haven't heard that one enough...)

[X] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[X] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

[X] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whòre...

[ ] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whôre

[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slùt.

[X] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drùgs.

[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

[X] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whòre.

[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slùt.

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a vìrgin.

[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[X] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

[X] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[X] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[X] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fûcking them all.

[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

[X] I have Big (ish) BÖOBS, so I MUST be a hòe.

[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drüg dealer.

[ x ] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

[X] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Názi. (gonna be speakin' it all weekend -_- )

[X] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

[X] I'm (was) a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

[ ] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

[X] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

[X] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

[ ] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

[X] I'm a SKATER so I must do weëd and steal stuff (uhhh... haha, I hate when these actually apply to you XD )

[X] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

[ ] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

[ ] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

[X] I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (Have you met me???)

[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

[ ] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

[X] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

[X] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whòre.

[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (hahahaha, good one!)

[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

[ ] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penís.

[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[ ] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[ ] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

[X] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pùssy. (says the one who kills life [you're just as alive as the fly was!!! until you killed it... bastard!])

[X] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

[X] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(That one hurt a little bit...)

[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[X] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (try dry british humour... :D )

[ ] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bìtch.

[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

[X] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bìtch.

[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boøbs.

[X] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ] I hang out with a FORMER PRÓSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whòre myself

[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

[X] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

[X] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (well.... not completely but kind of...)

[ ] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

[X] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

[X] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

[X] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

[X] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

[ ] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

[ ] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sèxuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[X] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (many!)

[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[ ] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

[ ] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

[ ] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (george harrison had great teeth! have you SEEN his smile?!?!?!

[X] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

[X] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

[X] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie (I have a photograph of tree's in my locker, so get on your knees and suck mine!)

[ ] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

[X] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

[X] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (uhhh.... spirituality never killed anyone!)

[X] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

[X] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (at least my mum says i am...)

[ ] I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

[X] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

[X] I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

[X] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

[X] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bàstard.

[X] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

[ ] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

[ ] I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

[X] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

[X] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

[X] I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

[ ] I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

[X] I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.

[X] I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

[ ] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

[ ] I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

[X] I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

[X] Me and my best friend LOVE THE BEATLES so we MUST be social out-casts. (me: heII yeah! Jude? Not so much.)