To all Twilight haters and bored people:

Vampires have been modernised, in many differant ways,
And just because now they sparkle, it doesn't mean they're gay,
Bella Swan makes some choices, that maybe we wouldn't agree,
But we now get the point, shes stupid, its easy to see.

We all know some things are creepy, like: "I watch you sleep at night,'
But thats Stephenie Meyers 'romance' so in Twilight that's alright,
Harry Potter is it's rival, and magic is way cool,
Than dating a skin-cold idiot, that you met at school.

And there's the werewolves so we call them, but they get angry waaay to quick,
So we all should just give Jacob money, for an anger psychiatrist.


So you may rant all day, that's really fine with me,

But seriously guys, in the end, it's just a movie :P