I'm bored. So I shall rant. :P

RANT!

Chapter 1

Random rants that don't go together...

Okay, so why do Fred and said rhyme so annoyingly?!? I mean COME ON!! IT'S SO ANNOYING I'M GONNA DIE!! I mean, Dead, and Said aren't annoying rhymes!!! So why are Fred and Said?!!??

And why is Justin Beiber famous? I MEAN SIRIOUSLY!!! HE HAS NO TALENT! HIS HAIR IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING! HE CAN'T GET A GIRL! HE'S SHORTER THAN ME FOR GODS SAKE! HE SINGS LIKE A GIRL! HE'S SO ANNOYING!!!!

Why do people look down on each other?! YOU ARE NOT A FREAKING CLOUD!!!! YOU ARE NOT A GIANT!! YOU DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON OTHERS!! Sorry, bad puns. :P

WHY ARE SMILEY FACES SO ADDICTIVE!!! Such as the following:
-.-' ;.; :P :D (")>

And why are abreviations so addictive?!!? Such as:
Lol, wtf? wth! lawled, roflmfao, roflmao, lol XD...... etc...

WHY IS FARTING SO GROSS? I mean, they smell, you get strange looks, IT'S LIKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

WHY IS BEIBER A WORD ON MY COMPUTER!? HE IS A ROBOT COMING TO DESTROY THR WORLD NOT A FVCKING WORD YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!

Why can't I knit without getting frustrated and throwing the ball of yarn at the wall? O.O (addictive face). I mean, SIRIUSLY! Do I just have anger issues or WHAT?!

Why am I so fvcked up? I MEAN SIRIUSLY I SHOULD BE MORE NORMAL SHOULDN'T I?!?!?!

WHY DO I KEEP USING CAPS?!!? WHY IS CAPS SO ADDICTIVE?! SIRIUSLY!! IT'S SO FUN TO USE!!!!!!!

WHY DO CAPITAL AAAAA'S LOOK LIKE MOUNTAINS?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DOES THAT NOT LOOK LIKE A FREAKING CHAIN OF MOUNTAINS!? DENY IT AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!!

WHY AM I USING SIRIUSLY SO MUCH?!?! IT'S SUCH A FUN WORD THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!!!!!!!

-.-' Phew. My rants are over! For now... >:-)

ONE MORE!!!! Why is >;-) such a pervy face??! XD (addictive face.)

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