My..... Interesting Dreams

Okay, so I dreamed that I was at Hogwarts. Me, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were eating in the Great Hall. Then Harry leans forward and yells out, "We've got to save Draco from the Chamber of Secrets!" (Drarry, anyone?) We all agreed and went to Dumbledore. He gave us his gray Jeep to drive to the Chamber of Secrets. Me, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, and Luna all piled in it. We drove out of Hogwarts and into this huge, gorgeous green field with rolling hills. Harry parked the Jeep in a random cave by the orange, yellow, and red trees at the edge of the field. After he parked, a ton of kittens in all different colors came running out. Everyone was awwing and cooing over them, and they grew fangs and claws. Ron said we couldn't curse them because they were too cute so we were stuck in the car in the cave. Then, a hot guy from my class rode out on a black horse carrying a sword. He yelled out, "I'll drive them away!" and he started to ride away and the kittens followed him. When they were gone, we piled out of the car. We all looked for the enterance to the Chamber of Secrets in the field. Finally, Harry found it. It was three big Airbender signs making a triangle. Harry spoke in Parseltongue and they opened to make a gigantic hole. We all jumped in and found ourselves in a big, dark, creepy castle. The seven of us tip-toed through the castle until we came to a door the whole length of the wall. Harry spoke in Parseltongue again and it popped open. The five head Dementors were in there having a meeting. They turned to us and one said, "Sic 'em!" We were frozen as the Dementors came to us. I yelled out, "Expecto petronum!" My happy memory was me eating ice cream. A silver hippogriff charged out of my wand and started attacking the Dementors. Harry and Luna did the same and we ran out of a different door right into the dungeons. Draco was sitting in the very first cell. "Alohamora!" I screeched and the door burst open. Draco ran out and started fighting with us. Guards burst in on either side of the doors and curses started flying. We were all dueling, running, and trying to get out of the castle. While I was running through the dungeons, I saw a familiar red head in one of them. "Diffindo!" I cried and a hole blew in the side. George Weasley pulled out his wand and helped us. Draco ran up to me and grabbed my hand and we headed to the exit. We had killed or stunned most of the guards and the dementors were preoccupied with our patronuses. There was only one guard left, and he was standing on the bridge to the door. Draco let go of my hand and ran up to him. Draco sneered and said, "You know what my name is? Tom Tuck!" Draco did a back tuck. Then he stood back up and said, "I lied! It's Tom Pedophile!" And he shoved the guard off the cliff.
And then my alarm went off.

Yeah, I don't get the last thing that Draco said, either. It creeped me out, but made me laugh. And that was the absolute best dream I've ever had. :)