speech function story

Reads: 1 | Chapters: 1 |

How you do it is to go to system preferences then you go to speech (the microphone). and there you have it but go do the male ones, not juinor he sounds like a girl i reccommend fred.

Chapter 1

the computer loves you

Hello lady. i am your computer and i love you. so that means i love you. lol, im kidding you suck you are ugly, and you are old, and gross, and i never want to see you again. lol im kidding im a lollipop. that makes no sense cause i love u stranger.

hello again stranger lady. i got u some gifts in 5 4 3 2o wait i was about to blow up, cause i love you, heres a story. i was sitting on the street and some car ran over me. luckly i was alive because i was under the alluma laptop case. so some crappy looking dude got me then took me. that dude sucked. lol the man left it outside then things got really really ugly, worst time of my life. luckly i was at an auction and you know the rest cause you are a smart stranger lady. thats my story do you want a lollipop. lol its mine you ugly frod. u know what im sorry, forgive me stranger lady, forgive me stranger lady. naah i am a computer. ok i made a song for you here it is

baby u are my heart, u are my heart and i love u so much, baby u are my heart, and u know it cause i want you baby u are my heart. falafalafalafalafalafalafalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa.

that is what i got so far, was my singing amazing or what? that was apost to be a question. i cant ask but i can sing.
lol i cant sing no computer can sing im ashamed. but i can make some funny noises.

oooooooooooooooaoooooooooooaooooooooooooaooooooooooooo
cheFVYJVgfUYGVYRFVRTYFJEVTFYtgutru6ga74nv8yfhildf LOL uyarbourfboOEYB

SSSSSSSAsssssaaaaasssssaaaaasssssaaasssasasasasasasas
freak

ilililillillilililiil4lilililililliliilliliililillb the b is silent. lililililililililililliilillllllliiiiiil polo lol

werent those funny noises or what.



you know what im with another person shut up and die




stranger lady

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