Oh Hawt Damn
I am at the height of borednesssnesss...wut? o.O
Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Cho who was totally gorgeous but then she started getting all weird over her dead boyfriend, and Edward was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Cho, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you write me back?” And I’d be like, “Why do you sparkle in the sun?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-wizard quidditch party, I was like, “Edward, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a fairy.” I mean I couldn’t have a fairy at my party. There were gonna be people there who could see him. I mean, right? He is a FAIRY. So then his dad called my god-father to yell at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall, and he was dating this stupid bimbo and she was totally weird, and now I guess they’re vampires.
I'M SO BORED. -.-
I'M SO BORED. -.-
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Lol, that so funny!!!!!!
O.O
xDD Awesome.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......O.O
Not sure if Twilight fan or just never seen Mean Girls. O.O
Not much of a Twilight fan, and have only seen Mean Girls years ago. I didn't even think of that in connection with this. XD :S
LOLOLOLOL MEAN GIRLS MUCH!!!
?????? lol.
i love this!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ;)
I watched Mean Girls last night! :D
Well, the start of it anyway, i fell asleep :O
kekeke.
Crack.
Say crack again.
Crack.
XD
best. movie. ever.
You can't join the mathletes, that's social suicide.
I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony.
Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
You go Glen Coco!
This is Damian.
He's almost too gay to function.
Hey. That's only okay when I say it.
You can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.
Get in loser, we're going shopping.
I like invented her, y'know?
- Hello?
- Hello.
May I please speak to Taylor Wedell?
She's not home yet. Who's calling?
Oh, this is Susan from
Planned Parenthood.
I have her test results. If you can have
her give me a call as soon as she can.
It's urgent. Thank you.
That was so fetch.
Like, you may think you like someone,
but you could be wrong.
One time, she punched me in the face.
It was awesome.
Why do you wear your hair like that?
You hair looks so sexy pushed back.
Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.
Regina was dangling Aaron in front of me on purpose.
I knew how this would be settled in the animal world.
But this was Girl World.
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
And in girl world, all the fighting had to be sneaky.
Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.
Maybe some other time, when my shirt isn't see through.
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year."
"She asked me how to spell orange."
XDDD I laughed so hard reading this lol! And I LOVE mean girls :D