What do you want for Christmas, Patricia?

Please select all that apply.

• Stuffed Animals
• Clothing
• Jewelry
• An iPod
• Your birthday present that I forgot to give you (it's just sitting in my room)
• Surgery
• Matthew
• Immortality
• Books (ew)
• A prostitute
• A relationship
• A cat
• A shopping spree
• A vacation
• A tree
• A rock
• A bunny rabbit tongue
• Shyte
• Random crap
• Chocolate
• Shoes