Santa Clause is Stalking You! (Original Song by MEE!!!)
Chapter 1
READ THE HILARITY!!!
You better not shout,
you better not cry I'm telling you why,
Santa Clause is watching you, tonight.
He watches you when you when your sleeping,
he stalks you when your awkake!
He r_pes your mom when your not looking,
SO SHUT UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
He's stalking your sister,
he's r_ping your mom,
he's watching your brother get dressed. So just don't go outside!
OH!
Santa Clause is stalking you, Now!!!
He watches you when you when your sleeping,
he stalks you when your awkake!
He r_pes your mom when your not looking,
SO SHUT UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
This has been an orignal Melody Schmitz Christmas song! :D
you better not cry I'm telling you why,
Santa Clause is watching you, tonight.
He watches you when you when your sleeping,
he stalks you when your awkake!
He r_pes your mom when your not looking,
SO SHUT UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
He's stalking your sister,
he's r_ping your mom,
he's watching your brother get dressed. So just don't go outside!
OH!
Santa Clause is stalking you, Now!!!
He watches you when you when your sleeping,
he stalks you when your awkake!
He r_pes your mom when your not looking,
SO SHUT UP FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
This has been an orignal Melody Schmitz Christmas song! :D



16 Comments
haha lol xD funny
omg that is so funny!
O.O
Lol
Wow. . .so true
lol that's hilarious! XD
.... 0.0
dies of laughter on my bedroom floor
I'll be staying awake tonight with a baseball bat trying to catch santa
XD You. Made. My. Christmas!!!!
:) Yay!!