Dear blank. Please blank.
Teehee :3
Dear therapist,
I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out "the rapist"
Sincerely, not lying down
Dear boy with a black eye,
When I say that I'm not ticklish it means DON'T TOUCH ME.
Sincerely, tiny girl with an epic right hook
Dear Edward,
Real immortals drink unicorn blood.
Sincerely, Voldemort
Dear Voldemort,
Should've used me as a horcrux.
Sincerely, Waldo
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out "the rapist"
Sincerely, not lying down
Dear boy with a black eye,
When I say that I'm not ticklish it means DON'T TOUCH ME.
Sincerely, tiny girl with an epic right hook
Dear Edward,
Real immortals drink unicorn blood.
Sincerely, Voldemort
Dear Voldemort,
Should've used me as a horcrux.
Sincerely, Waldo
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
8 Comments
(Unexpected).. Abit humorous especially thee third one first down. Voldemort knows best.. Gauhh! "Vampires do not sparkle!"
xDD Love it, Sydders.
O.O I busted out laughing for the last two!! XD XD XD
I was in the middle of computers class when I read this nd ppl heard me laugh. agh.
i dare you to say I sparkle. v----v
LOL
I love the Waldo one XD
I wuved this! Goin on meh favz :P
lol :)