Would You Rather (survery style!)

Would you rather celebrate christmas or Chanukah?

• Christmas
• Chanukah

Would you rather eat fruitcake for 3 weeks straight or eat garbage for 1 1/2 week straight

• Fruitcake
• Garbage

Would you rather kiss a elder guy and their denture falls off and bites your lip or break you leg, arm, neck, and nose

• Kiss and elder guy w/dentures and the teeth bite my lip
• Break my leg, arm, neck and nose

Would you rather have your eyeball stabbed so you have to use a marble in place or have your legs cut off so you have those robotic looking legs?

• Eyeball stabbed
• Legs cut off

Would you rather:

Please select all that apply.

• Meet Ellen Degenerous and she gives you $10,000
• Beyonce gives you her entire wardrobe and all her albums
• Have NeverShoutNever come and sign something for you, sing for you,and give you $3,250