CRAZY SQUIRREL IN MY LIVING ROOM!

The squirrel runs under your legs. What do you do? (This happened to me!)

• Stomp on it
• Grab your paintball gun and have a target pratice
• Faint
• Say, "The british are coming! The british are coming! And they brought squirrels!"
• Scream like a little boy

The squirrel jumps at you. What do you do?

• Kick the squirrel out the open window
• Step aside and allow it to the brick wall behind you
• Faint, again.
• Get rabies and eat your friends, like a zombie, Because zombies are boss
• Run away screaming like a little boy
• Punch it in the face
• Have your mutant cat eat it

The squirrel ate some of your cheeseburger. What do you do?

Please select all that apply.

• Hunt down the demon squirrel
• YOU SHALL PAY DEMON SQUIRREL! YOU SHALL PAY!
• I don't like cheeseburgers!
• Faint, AGAIN!
• Get a new one. By stealing it from Bob.
• What is a Cheeseburger?
• Lactose intolerant
• Look at the comment above and say, "Fail." Like my friend did.
• Watch TV
• Eat it. Duh!

The squirrel is holding your most valiuble Item ransom. What is it and what do you do?

Please select all that apply.

• My phone! :(
• GIVE ME MY STINKIN COMPUTER!
• Not the muffins!
• Tell on the squirrel
• everything is my most valiuble item. so the squirrel is a goner
• Call the army
• DEMON SQUIRREL YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR NOW!
• Stab demon squrrel
• Have a dance party!
• Fido?
• faint, again. you are afraid of your fingernails, of course your fainting.

The squirrel talks to you. He says his name is Sal.

• Die
• OMG! A TALKING SQUIRREL!
• You gave me rabbies Sal! How dare you!
• Back away slowly
• DEMON SQUIRREL TALKS!?!

Sal must now leave forever. You say........

• Goodbye and Goodridense
• cry. you've been through so must together........
• have a party!
• GO AWAY DEMON SQUIRREL NAMED SAL! I NEVER WANTED YOU!
• Call the cops and get them to arest Sal for breaking and entering