Criminal Minds is RUINING my life!
My sad, but true rant on one of my show. May possibly be spread out in multiple chapters.
Enjoy my misery.
First of all....
Welcome to the wonderful world of........... Scared-of-every-little-thing-or-person-who-seems-even-slightly-out-of-the-ordinary!
Aka, My life at the moment!
Thats right! Ever since I have become slightly in love with Criminal Minds my life has just took a turn down the street 'Everyone I know is a Serial Killer'!
Everywhere I turn a person could possibly have killed someone! Everytime I'm walking home from school and there is any cars parked or driving slowly, my first instinct is instantly telling me to run, or... call someone. I am just so afraid.
I was watching one episode where this guy rolled down his window and shot people while he was driving by, and ever since then... I've been afraid of just any car. (then again, that might have to do with that time I got hit by a car... but... er... yeah...) Also, how people in the shows just get taken off the street out of no where.... *shivers*
Also, everytime I look at any random object, I always end up thinking how many ways that said object can kill someone. That, my dear readers, is NOT normal for me. Like.... not even close.
Another thing thats ruining my life with Criminal Minds is none other than that IQ of 187, edinetic Memory having, 20000 words per minute reading, adorable Spencer Frickin Reid.... well.. Matthew Gray Gubler.... Yes, well.... Most of you know of my little 'obsession' with Brian Rosenthal...
Well.... Heads up guys... and now this is too shocking for even me to handle....
Matthew Gray Gubler ruined my obsession/love for Brian.
que the crowd of gasps, screams, faints, cries, etc
Quiet down, Quiet down! I know, I know! That has never happened before.
Though it is true I may have just found someone I actually love more that Brosenthal... I still have a whole bunch of Brian in my heart. No need to worry people....
But still.... CANT YOU SEE HOW CM IS RUINING MY LIFE?!?! It's like I have Criminalminsaphobia!
I mean, REALLY! Ugghh!
Oh, my mum's calling me for dinner... I'll write some more later....
Talk to you guys tomorrow!
You slightly destressed author,
- C Stormy S.
P.S. Any tips on getting over my new Phobia!? Please comment D=
Welcome to the wonderful world of........... Scared-of-every-little-thing-or-person-who-seems-even-slightly-out-of-the-ordinary!
Aka, My life at the moment!
Thats right! Ever since I have become slightly in love with Criminal Minds my life has just took a turn down the street 'Everyone I know is a Serial Killer'!
Everywhere I turn a person could possibly have killed someone! Everytime I'm walking home from school and there is any cars parked or driving slowly, my first instinct is instantly telling me to run, or... call someone. I am just so afraid.
I was watching one episode where this guy rolled down his window and shot people while he was driving by, and ever since then... I've been afraid of just any car. (then again, that might have to do with that time I got hit by a car... but... er... yeah...) Also, how people in the shows just get taken off the street out of no where.... *shivers*
Also, everytime I look at any random object, I always end up thinking how many ways that said object can kill someone. That, my dear readers, is NOT normal for me. Like.... not even close.
Another thing thats ruining my life with Criminal Minds is none other than that IQ of 187, edinetic Memory having, 20000 words per minute reading, adorable Spencer Frickin Reid.... well.. Matthew Gray Gubler.... Yes, well.... Most of you know of my little 'obsession' with Brian Rosenthal...
Well.... Heads up guys... and now this is too shocking for even me to handle....
Matthew Gray Gubler ruined my obsession/love for Brian.
que the crowd of gasps, screams, faints, cries, etc
Quiet down, Quiet down! I know, I know! That has never happened before.
Though it is true I may have just found someone I actually love more that Brosenthal... I still have a whole bunch of Brian in my heart. No need to worry people....
But still.... CANT YOU SEE HOW CM IS RUINING MY LIFE?!?! It's like I have Criminalminsaphobia!
I mean, REALLY! Ugghh!
Oh, my mum's calling me for dinner... I'll write some more later....
Talk to you guys tomorrow!
You slightly destressed author,
- C Stormy S.
P.S. Any tips on getting over my new Phobia!? Please comment D=
32 Comments
Matthew is freaking smoking child, and I don't blame you. Anyway, This kind of stuff happens every time I finish watching an episode of CSI or CCriminal minds, so I know how you feel chica ^.^'
U get parinoia too...heh...especially at night..... looks out bedroom window
Awwww HE IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE I CANT EVEN BREATHE!!
OH MY GOSH. I adore MGG! :) And same here, this show has made me question everything i have ever learned about society...BUT I FREAKING LOVE IT. :)
I know right!! Who couldn't adore that adorable hunk!?!?
I don't have a problem with society, society has a problem with me ;P
Breathing Glare DID I NOT TELL YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!? AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! POOR BRIAN!!! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHOW BUT DID YOU LISTEN!? OF COUSE NOT! And now you are paying the consequences!!
That right, this is what happens when you dont listen to your old pal Julia, this is what happens....
P.S. when you said that he ruined your love for Brosenthal I literally screamed, started breathing really hard, and punched a wall...and i have a jammed finger so it hurt... :(
I CAN'T HELP IT! HES JUST SO HANDSOME! AND CRIMINAL MINDS IS LIKE THE BEST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET! D= I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I'D END UP LIKING MATTHEW SO MUCH!!! D=
He just has that almost advoidable type of face and.... *ssssiiiigh ♥*
O_O Is your hand OKAY?!
No my hand is NOT okay!
YEAH!? WELL MATHEW MIGHT BE ADORABLE BUT BROSENTHAL IS HOT AND ADORABLE! AND HES A STARKID!!!
Hun, I can't give y'all any advice other than GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!
Brian Rosenthal is your true love, not Matthew! Oi flipping vey!
Oh and by the way, you should be lucky to live where you do, I live near SPRINGFIELD (aka worst city to live in near me)
Gun shots everyday, kidnappings every 10 seconds.... NATURAL DISASTERS for goodness sakes!
Anyway, hope you figure stuff out, now I go cower in the dark as a thunder storm is approaching... (lol stormy everyday remember??)
I'm trying Tay, I am really TRYING! But.. It's so hard! His... eyes.... adorable.... face.... so..... handsome... can't avoid..... ♥
Ima do the math real quick. *clears throat*
Stormy Sherwood = Brian Rosenthal - Matthew Gray Gubler
+ Matthew Gray Gubler
Stormy Sherwood + Matthew Gray Gubler = Brian Rosenthal
So..... Rosenthal ends up alone... and me and Matthew are together :)
Lol, DON'T YOU DARE FORGET OUR UNFORGIVEABLE CURSES!
Springfield Illinois? lol I live about an hour away from that XD
I would recommend watching AVPM/S and not Criminal Minds.Thats what I did and it's getting better!
Its not that I stopped loving Starkid... cause I'm still seriously obsessed with them... I just have been watching A LOT of CM lately... and kinda got over Brosenthal...
Okay... Maybe thats good advice after all.. THANKS D=
GASP GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, CHIKA!!! SLAPS FACE Maybe you should watch AVPM/S for a whole intire day! Then, you'll fall back in love with it and then you and Holden will live happily eve after!
Actually, Its ROSENTHAL.... not Holden... I agree that Holden is pretty cute, but I liked Brosenthal :) Thanks for the advice though ;D
Hey, at least you're not watching horror movies :P
Stormy, Stormy, Stormy... Does this mean you back out of our bet? xD
And as for the fear... Just think, that knife sitting on the bench over there? It wasn't used to kill anyone! It was used to free a turtle from one of those six-pack loopy things! And that guy driving past, he's a doctor and he's driving slowly so he can sit in relief knowing he saved a child, not so he can grab a gun and go ZAP! ZAP ZAP! ZAP! And kill people c:
Lol, that was a hilarious AND comforting little thing you said there,... Thank you... and no I CERTAINLY DO NOT BACK OUT OF THAT BET! I AM GOING TO GET HIS NUMBER FIRST!
So I helped? Did yew giggle? That was the aim!
OH IT'S ON BUDDY! I'M GONNA GET IT FIRST! Because I know where he lives xP I'm a pro stalker... :D
Oh bla bla bla! It doesnt really start until your in America, remember? And yes you helped :P
Bla bla bla to you too! I'm gonna get his number first because I know where his hoooussse iiiiss! :P I wanna get to America noooow RAAAWR!