What Makes my Life so Interesting (Quotes)
Here are some funny conversations from my everyday life and a few famous quotes that I absolutely love! Also, if some has a realy weird name, assume it's a code name. I used fake names for everyone, but for the people who have them I used the weird names we just decide to give each other.
My brother: Everything mommy (yea, he's 16 and say 'mommy') cooks is good.
Auntie Ella (who by the way is, like, 40): Suck up!
"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."- Carlos Castaneda
The boring adults: Blah Blah Blah, a bunch of stuffs about the courtroom and law and stuffs
Me: When you think about it, if you multiply fractions, you actualy get a smaller number than what you begin with.
Everybody in the room just stopped talking and stared at me
Auntie Ella: Go sit down!
I saw this on Cake Boss
Little kid: What's that?
What's his name: Hot glue
Little kid: Can I feel it?
What's his name: It's hot glue!
Ryan, Ally, and Tonys' Dad: Ryan stop fighting with Tony
Ryan: But he keeps kicking me in the nuts!
Me: You don't have any!
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to be over, it’s about learning how to dance in the rain." - Unknown
Me: I'm soooooo hot!
Nick: Which one?
Me trying to be all poetiic: I don't want you to think I'm perfect. I want you to realize my imperfections and love me anyway.
The leader at my church (we were talking about Josephs reaction to Mary's being pregnant): Yes, they probably had one of those conversations. You know, where Joseph was probably like "But-how did you-we never-you wh*re!"
"I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself." - Mikhail Baryshnikov
"Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion."- Martha Graham
Starburst: Why are you always so weird and crazy?
Me: Because, if you do something embarrassing, or make a mistake, people just assume it's just you being a wacko
Kally: Have you ever been embarassed?
I then walked up to some random kid I don't know
Me: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?????????????? Why did he have to leave me?????????? For her???????????/
Then I dropped to the ground and pretended to die. Then I got up and kissed him. Then I walked back to Kally
Me: Yes
Then I left Kally standing there staring at mr like I was crazy :P
"Ballet is the one form of theater where nobody speaks a foolish word all evening. Nobody on the stage at least."- Edwin Denby
Auntie Ella (who by the way is, like, 40): Suck up!
"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."- Carlos Castaneda
The boring adults: Blah Blah Blah, a bunch of stuffs about the courtroom and law and stuffs
Me: When you think about it, if you multiply fractions, you actualy get a smaller number than what you begin with.
Everybody in the room just stopped talking and stared at me
Auntie Ella: Go sit down!
I saw this on Cake Boss
Little kid: What's that?
What's his name: Hot glue
Little kid: Can I feel it?
What's his name: It's hot glue!
Ryan, Ally, and Tonys' Dad: Ryan stop fighting with Tony
Ryan: But he keeps kicking me in the nuts!
Me: You don't have any!
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to be over, it’s about learning how to dance in the rain." - Unknown
Me: I'm soooooo hot!
Nick: Which one?
Me trying to be all poetiic: I don't want you to think I'm perfect. I want you to realize my imperfections and love me anyway.
The leader at my church (we were talking about Josephs reaction to Mary's being pregnant): Yes, they probably had one of those conversations. You know, where Joseph was probably like "But-how did you-we never-you wh*re!"
"I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself." - Mikhail Baryshnikov
"Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion."- Martha Graham
Starburst: Why are you always so weird and crazy?
Me: Because, if you do something embarrassing, or make a mistake, people just assume it's just you being a wacko
Kally: Have you ever been embarassed?
I then walked up to some random kid I don't know
Me: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?????????????? Why did he have to leave me?????????? For her???????????/
Then I dropped to the ground and pretended to die. Then I got up and kissed him. Then I walked back to Kally
Me: Yes
Then I left Kally standing there staring at mr like I was crazy :P
"Ballet is the one form of theater where nobody speaks a foolish word all evening. Nobody on the stage at least."- Edwin Denby
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I LOVED THE NEXT TO LAST ONE IT MADE ME LITERALLY ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops caps lock was on:P
Haha yyyeeeeaaaaaa. Kally stalked me the rest of the day saying "I can't believe you did that! Why would you do that?! It was just a question!!!" =D and telling everybody I met about it...two days later the kid decided to ask me out...WTH??? Maybe I shouldn't have kissed him... O.o eh...I got rid of him...
Hahah woooooooww
ha! "He keeps kicking me in the nuts!"
"You don't have any!"
that's great!
Haha, yea, I felt realy bad after that though ;( but now we just laugh about it. I do need to think about what I'm saying instead of just blurting it out though