New Year Resolutions (Shine_On's ContestUPDATETETETR)
Haha, these are not true!
Hi! My name is Vanessa, and as you know, for New Year, you make some resloutions that you must succeed! And you'll begin to start readin' mine >:D
1. I makez a supermegafoxy smart monkey to help do my math.
2. Promise my Mom to clean up my room. (Just one day, shhh!)
3. Make a clown by using my friend!
4. Touch poop! :3
5. To learn about s&x life. (Not true~)
6. Learn to be social.
7. To get 2 puppies to make out.
8. Help make a game where you hit the pinata blindfolded with a knife.
9. Get Quibblo to fix their freakin' mistake with "Quizes"
10. To get a demon from Hell and make it do something good and watch it go to Heaven
11. Make my brother eat a booger.
12. Turn into little kids when going under a car like what Troy and his friend did in High School Musical Boys are Back :D.
13. Try not to dement our car with my stick of awesome.
14. Make sure I go to Canada's wonderland, grab a little kid, and take him on the Behemoth, to make sure he/she feels the sweetness of almost-dieing.
15. Help build the new ride in Canada's Wonderland, and end up smacking one of my workers.
16. Not yell Yeti whenever I see a fat guy.
17. Not fall face first into ice thinking it will crack and fall into water.
18. Try not to draw a mustache on every girl I see with a black marker.
19. Not yell hallelujah in a church.
20. Not to run with scissors.
21. Why are you still reading this? O.O.o.O Bye Bye!
1. I makez a supermegafoxy smart monkey to help do my math.
2. Promise my Mom to clean up my room. (Just one day, shhh!)
3. Make a clown by using my friend!
4. Touch poop! :3
5. To learn about s&x life. (Not true~)
6. Learn to be social.
7. To get 2 puppies to make out.
8. Help make a game where you hit the pinata blindfolded with a knife.
9. Get Quibblo to fix their freakin' mistake with "Quizes"
10. To get a demon from Hell and make it do something good and watch it go to Heaven
11. Make my brother eat a booger.
12. Turn into little kids when going under a car like what Troy and his friend did in High School Musical Boys are Back :D.
13. Try not to dement our car with my stick of awesome.
14. Make sure I go to Canada's wonderland, grab a little kid, and take him on the Behemoth, to make sure he/she feels the sweetness of almost-dieing.
15. Help build the new ride in Canada's Wonderland, and end up smacking one of my workers.
16. Not yell Yeti whenever I see a fat guy.
17. Not fall face first into ice thinking it will crack and fall into water.
18. Try not to draw a mustache on every girl I see with a black marker.
19. Not yell hallelujah in a church.
20. Not to run with scissors.
21. Why are you still reading this? O.O.o.O Bye Bye!
6 Comments
lol XD
Bahaha! XD
Hehe xD
Number one and five. XD
Shh, bb, just check YouTube videos about BJ's and read the comments!
I used to eat my boogers... I said it tasted like cheese. Now I hate cheese.
LOL xD