A Million Dreams
I don't know why I made this. I really don't even have a clue about what's written down below. But strictly for the fun of it, let's check it out.
I'm really not in the mood for writing. I'm never in the mood for writing, but you know why I do it? 'Cause you all like it. Not all of you, but some are strange enough to even comment on my work.
"Ah, ya, FVCK YOU!"
"What the hell, man? Eat my shorts!"
That was thought I just had right now. You'll see them throughout this...... I don't even know what to call this garbage. By the way, my thoughts will all be in italics.
"You on something?"
"Yeah, Mom, I'm on Minute Maid."
What is a Minute Maid anyways? Is that that nasty juice that my mom used to give me when I was younger.
One day I'm going to name my cats Angus and Garth. Aren't those beautiful names?
Sorry about my cussing guys. I hate cuss words, but those just happen to be part of the thoughts that float around in my brain. In case you haven't noticed, I'm being very random as well. Ya know, the funny thing is, I hate ignorant randomness, but I like the humorus kind.
There's a difference between the two? Yes, there is, now shut up and get back in the closet.
Speaking of closets. Mine is a complete mess. See, I have all of my board games in there, and I got like 20 of them for Christmas (even though I don't like playing them)
Draco likes toothpaste.... Ca-chic-ca-chic
Dude, stop. Just stop right now. I'm tired of you coming in at random times and ruining my conversation with all of these lovely Quibblonains.
You wanna know something else? I'm not a flippin' ******** I'm just a complusive liar.
Who, you are me?
Neither.
Stop goofing around!
Ok, back to mommy now.
You guys better be lucky that this stuff stay sin my head..... For the most part. Some of my other thoughts are pretty weird too. Like the thoughts I have about Steven Tyler..... They're not dirty or anything, but they're kinda funny but kinda not. I can't tell you all what I was gonna say about him since. A) I love him, and that would be rude and B) You all are too busy thinking of a mean comment to put down below about all of this to even pay attention. Am I right? Please, let me know if I am. I'd love to hear all about how idiotically phsycic (sp?) I am.
I'm really sorry to those of you who are still reading, just for the sake of seeing what I will write next. Thank you for (hopefully) caring about my rants that mean absolutely nothing to you, but everything to me. If you're brave enough, comment and tell me about what you were feeling while reading this crap.
Did it tickle? Man, Sean Kingston is the bomb. Ugh, I miss Ariel! My best friend has left me for dead! She went to..... to....... Arkansas! What's even in there anyways? Is that a state or something? I guess so.
Uh-oh. I feel an intense joke coming on. It's pretty offensive to all of you ladies out there though (even me, possibly) so I won't say it....... Even though I really wanna....... And no it is not a kitchen or sammich joke for you retard who think those are funny. They're not, they're immature. And did you know that the actually defination of single man is one who makes jokes about the kitchen? I read that on some app while I was lying in bed one night.
Okay, who here loves Michael Jackson, raise your hand! Everybody? YAY! Dance party!
/Bille Jean, is not my lover! Woo. Alright, dance partay over, R.I.P Michael. I love you!... Oh by the way, I kinda wanna make a short story about MJ. Any specific ideas that anyone would like to input? Comment or message me.
I need help, someone get Rhonda XD
Ummmmm so yeah, I think I'm done getting my anger/feelings out. Oh, wait no. I still feel one more coming up...... It's on it's way....... BLEEEHHHHH. Nope, I just burped :D Just kidding!
But does anyone else agree with me that it's really weird that in The Breakfast Club Judd Nelson (who played John Bender) was 26 in that movie?! How freaky, right? See, when I was watching it, I kept on thinking that he looked extremely old to me, and it turns out that he was! And guess what? Moly Ringwald (Claire) was only 17! How creepy was that then? They kissed and he's like 9 years older than her.... She wasn't even an adult, for crying out loud!
And another thing, (hopefully, the last,) wasn't it kinda hot though when Bender was cursing? I know, I'm such a weirdo for saying that. But I mean like c'mon, you guys know that you were thinking the same thing. It was either when he would curse or when he would talk really quietly, I thought that that was hot XD
Alrighty! I think that my alter-ego needs to get some rest. But before she does, help me think of a name for her. Leave a comment? Thanks :)
Peace, Love, and Bender ;)
Ivana
"Ah, ya, FVCK YOU!"
"What the hell, man? Eat my shorts!"
That was thought I just had right now. You'll see them throughout this...... I don't even know what to call this garbage. By the way, my thoughts will all be in italics.
"You on something?"
"Yeah, Mom, I'm on Minute Maid."
What is a Minute Maid anyways? Is that that nasty juice that my mom used to give me when I was younger.
One day I'm going to name my cats Angus and Garth. Aren't those beautiful names?
Sorry about my cussing guys. I hate cuss words, but those just happen to be part of the thoughts that float around in my brain. In case you haven't noticed, I'm being very random as well. Ya know, the funny thing is, I hate ignorant randomness, but I like the humorus kind.
There's a difference between the two? Yes, there is, now shut up and get back in the closet.
Speaking of closets. Mine is a complete mess. See, I have all of my board games in there, and I got like 20 of them for Christmas (even though I don't like playing them)
Draco likes toothpaste.... Ca-chic-ca-chic
Dude, stop. Just stop right now. I'm tired of you coming in at random times and ruining my conversation with all of these lovely Quibblonains.
You wanna know something else? I'm not a flippin' ******** I'm just a complusive liar.
Who, you are me?
Neither.
Stop goofing around!
Ok, back to mommy now.
You guys better be lucky that this stuff stay sin my head..... For the most part. Some of my other thoughts are pretty weird too. Like the thoughts I have about Steven Tyler..... They're not dirty or anything, but they're kinda funny but kinda not. I can't tell you all what I was gonna say about him since. A) I love him, and that would be rude and B) You all are too busy thinking of a mean comment to put down below about all of this to even pay attention. Am I right? Please, let me know if I am. I'd love to hear all about how idiotically phsycic (sp?) I am.
I'm really sorry to those of you who are still reading, just for the sake of seeing what I will write next. Thank you for (hopefully) caring about my rants that mean absolutely nothing to you, but everything to me. If you're brave enough, comment and tell me about what you were feeling while reading this crap.
Did it tickle? Man, Sean Kingston is the bomb. Ugh, I miss Ariel! My best friend has left me for dead! She went to..... to....... Arkansas! What's even in there anyways? Is that a state or something? I guess so.
Uh-oh. I feel an intense joke coming on. It's pretty offensive to all of you ladies out there though (even me, possibly) so I won't say it....... Even though I really wanna....... And no it is not a kitchen or sammich joke for you retard who think those are funny. They're not, they're immature. And did you know that the actually defination of single man is one who makes jokes about the kitchen? I read that on some app while I was lying in bed one night.
Okay, who here loves Michael Jackson, raise your hand! Everybody? YAY! Dance party!
/Bille Jean, is not my lover! Woo. Alright, dance partay over, R.I.P Michael. I love you!... Oh by the way, I kinda wanna make a short story about MJ. Any specific ideas that anyone would like to input? Comment or message me.
I need help, someone get Rhonda XD
Ummmmm so yeah, I think I'm done getting my anger/feelings out. Oh, wait no. I still feel one more coming up...... It's on it's way....... BLEEEHHHHH. Nope, I just burped :D Just kidding!
But does anyone else agree with me that it's really weird that in The Breakfast Club Judd Nelson (who played John Bender) was 26 in that movie?! How freaky, right? See, when I was watching it, I kept on thinking that he looked extremely old to me, and it turns out that he was! And guess what? Moly Ringwald (Claire) was only 17! How creepy was that then? They kissed and he's like 9 years older than her.... She wasn't even an adult, for crying out loud!
And another thing, (hopefully, the last,) wasn't it kinda hot though when Bender was cursing? I know, I'm such a weirdo for saying that. But I mean like c'mon, you guys know that you were thinking the same thing. It was either when he would curse or when he would talk really quietly, I thought that that was hot XD
Alrighty! I think that my alter-ego needs to get some rest. But before she does, help me think of a name for her. Leave a comment? Thanks :)
Peace, Love, and Bender ;)
Ivana
9 Comments
Really random, to me.
Epic. Ness. How the heck did you get in my mind and write all this stuff?
Oh 'cept The Breakfast Club. I don't think about that too much.
And Steve Taylor. He's like 60 now right? I think so, but he was epic (in his youth) :D
This War Random But Cool. Name Your Alterego Something Fierce!
This was Rather random but seriously hilarious at some points girl
Holy crap. My head is gonna explode.
Could i do something like this? I actually might be able to pull this off!!
Yeah I agree with Black_and_White_Rainbow
My head is going to explode too.
That was insanely random and funny and had some wtf moments
while reading
(^_^)
Uh....... this was so random I don't know what to say..... So I'll just have to say this..................... NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
haha! randomness! i love it! :D
seriously. so you just write down alll your thoughts? seems....... unusual. a good idea, as long as you dont say something offensive about someone.