How to annoy the Naruto cast
I got bored so... yeah.
ENJOY!
>:3
Ok, before I start this, I start this, I just want you to know, Im not actually teasing Neji! Ok? I just think these quizzes are funny, so please dont send me hatemail. Neji is seriously one of my favourite characters, ok, on with the quiz :D!
Start:
1. Pull his hair all day long.
2. Tell him that, everytime you look at him, he reminds you of a bird in a cage.
3. Everytime you see him, start singing at the top of your vocal chords: 'Im like a bird', by Nelly Futardo.
4. Stare at his hair and gasp loudly, and grab the ends of his hair and examine them, and when he asks, "Whats wrong?", reply to him and shout, "OOO-MMM-GGGG!! MAGOR SPLIT ENDS!!Uh-oh dude, looks like you're gonna have get a haircut!"
5. Everytime he touches you(like I mean on the arm dudes), shout "For f#cks sakes, Neji!! I dont date guys with long hair!!"(No offense to any guy readers with long hair, I dont mean anything by it, its just a way to tease Neji)
6. Lie to TenTen that Neji is madly in love with her, and everytime he uses byakugan around her, its to see through her top.(No, I do not support Neji x TenTen relationship pairing, Im not a supporter of that couple, sorry to any Neji x TenTen supporters)
7. Force him to read a Yaoi Sasuke and Neji fanfiction.
8. Wear a Neji cosplay of his clothes and hair, and go out in public and scream, "Hey! Im Hyuuga Neji! And I secretly love my cousin, Hinata!"
9. Kick him in the balls.
10. Keep telling him that Rock Lee would his @ss anyday!
11. While he's sleeping, cut off his hair.
12. While he's in the bath/shower/bath house washing himself, sneak in and jack his clothes.
13. Lie to Hiashi and say that Neji raped Hanabi.
14. Tell Rock Lee that Neji secretly told you that Neji thinks himself as pathetic and is always ranting on about how Rock Lee could beat him anyday. When Rock Lee says "REALLY!?", say, "Oh yeah!! Its true alright! And he has a crush on you, too, OOPS!! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!"
15. Sell Neji's clothes on ebay.com.
16. When Neji asks: "Why did you sell my clothes?!", say to him: " 'Coz your fangirls would pay hundreds for a piece of your belongings! I don't know why though! You're only a branch member!...Oopsy daisy, I've said to much.
17. Invite all his fangirls to his house.
18. When you see him in the streets, run to him and shout out so everyone can hear: "YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY CHEST!"(sorry, I just find that proper funny, lol ^^)
19. Write a fake diary and show Hinata and Hiashi the pages where you wrote: Today I r@ped Hanabi -next page- I saw through all the girls tops today, with my byakugan -next page- OMG! I think Im gay! -next page- I think Im in love with Rock Lee and my uncle, Hiashi-same!, and say that it is Neji's diary and he wrote these fowl things.
20. Tell him that he will NEVER surpass the main house.
Lol, I hope you enjoyed that! I hope you found that funny, message me if you liked it, or for requests for other characters to be wriiten for ways to annoy the hell out of(naruto only characters for now, sorry!).
Please rate and message!
Start:
1. Pull his hair all day long.
2. Tell him that, everytime you look at him, he reminds you of a bird in a cage.
3. Everytime you see him, start singing at the top of your vocal chords: 'Im like a bird', by Nelly Futardo.
4. Stare at his hair and gasp loudly, and grab the ends of his hair and examine them, and when he asks, "Whats wrong?", reply to him and shout, "OOO-MMM-GGGG!! MAGOR SPLIT ENDS!!Uh-oh dude, looks like you're gonna have get a haircut!"
5. Everytime he touches you(like I mean on the arm dudes), shout "For f#cks sakes, Neji!! I dont date guys with long hair!!"(No offense to any guy readers with long hair, I dont mean anything by it, its just a way to tease Neji)
6. Lie to TenTen that Neji is madly in love with her, and everytime he uses byakugan around her, its to see through her top.(No, I do not support Neji x TenTen relationship pairing, Im not a supporter of that couple, sorry to any Neji x TenTen supporters)
7. Force him to read a Yaoi Sasuke and Neji fanfiction.
8. Wear a Neji cosplay of his clothes and hair, and go out in public and scream, "Hey! Im Hyuuga Neji! And I secretly love my cousin, Hinata!"
9. Kick him in the balls.
10. Keep telling him that Rock Lee would his @ss anyday!
11. While he's sleeping, cut off his hair.
12. While he's in the bath/shower/bath house washing himself, sneak in and jack his clothes.
13. Lie to Hiashi and say that Neji raped Hanabi.
14. Tell Rock Lee that Neji secretly told you that Neji thinks himself as pathetic and is always ranting on about how Rock Lee could beat him anyday. When Rock Lee says "REALLY!?", say, "Oh yeah!! Its true alright! And he has a crush on you, too, OOPS!! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!"
15. Sell Neji's clothes on ebay.com.
16. When Neji asks: "Why did you sell my clothes?!", say to him: " 'Coz your fangirls would pay hundreds for a piece of your belongings! I don't know why though! You're only a branch member!...Oopsy daisy, I've said to much.
17. Invite all his fangirls to his house.
18. When you see him in the streets, run to him and shout out so everyone can hear: "YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY CHEST!"(sorry, I just find that proper funny, lol ^^)
19. Write a fake diary and show Hinata and Hiashi the pages where you wrote: Today I r@ped Hanabi -next page- I saw through all the girls tops today, with my byakugan -next page- OMG! I think Im gay! -next page- I think Im in love with Rock Lee and my uncle, Hiashi-same!, and say that it is Neji's diary and he wrote these fowl things.
20. Tell him that he will NEVER surpass the main house.
Lol, I hope you enjoyed that! I hope you found that funny, message me if you liked it, or for requests for other characters to be wriiten for ways to annoy the hell out of(naruto only characters for now, sorry!).
Please rate and message!
5 Comments
Do ways to annoy shikamaru, sasuke, and kiba. Oh and and Gaara!!
SURE!!
i know,and also the akatsuki members and naruto
annoy, Kakashi-sensei next!
#8 on the 2nd chapter is sooooooooooooo funny :-)