An Unexpected Love

Love, those 4 little letters that spell out love. I don't know what love is to you but love to me is tell a girl you love her and then you get some GREAT s£x. I don't go for the big soppy relationship thing when you have to get her flowers, tell her you love her (And mean it), to remember her birthday...
To much work, I should probably tell you a bit about me then:

My name is Kyle Williams and I am awesome. I live with my Mom - Feebee Wiilliams and my dad James William, I hardIy no him he's always at the 6th floor and I'm always at the bottom or the middle so I don't really see him and when I do it's touring with him. Anyway I live with them in a6 story mansion in Florida with them, yeah yeah I know what you're thinking 'How does he live in a 6 story mansion?!?' My dad is a famous actor/singer and everyone loves him, it's not as if the crowd don't love me too. All of the chikz are in love with me not as if they can't I have an amazing 8 pack, tall (6'1), beach blond side fringe (Like Justin Bieber's old one), big blue-green eyes and tanned.

So that's me. Now let's get back to 'Love'.
As I was saying to much work, but if the girl does get annoyed with my I get my people to write her a song. Trust me girls love a song. I play it to her on guitar and she rewards me with a little something, something you know what I'm saying.
That's life for me s£x, eat, sleep, guitar, hang-out and lay around.

I Bet You Wish You Were Me