The Misadventures of Hiraxam

"OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Hiraxam screamed as the ill-tempered, blue-haired man dragged her by a strand of her cranberry hair into the "Time-Out Room That Never Was"
"YOU STUPID BUM KISSER!!!!" she continued to scream as he dragged her, and threw her into a seat.
"Now you are to make a list of atleast 25...no, 75 things that you have been told repetitivley not to do. EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! Now, START! And if you get up before you finish that list, let's just say you'll never have been more unencouraged or unhappy to be alive. Am I understood?" Saix asked her, smiling a fake smile.
"Yes sir..." she answered, mumbling under her breath.
"Okay...I don't wanna die, so I better make that gay little list," she said, finding a note book and grabbing her favorite turquoise pen.
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THINGS I CAN'T DO ANYMORE ~Hiraxam
1. I cannot sing Jeffery Star in The Castle That Never Was.
A. Scratch that. The World That Never Was.
2. I am not to call Axel and/or Lexaeus gingers
A. It's not my fault they have ginger-nosis....
B. I have it to... so why can't they laugh at it like I do?
3. Xemmy and SaiSai are not gay for eachother, and I am not to refer to them as such.
A. Even if it's true.
4. I am not allowed to run around Vexen's lab playing,"ariplane", because I will kill us all.
5. I am not allowed to use the stove/oven anymore since I tried to bake,"Ramen Noodle Casarol"
A. It burned. Badly.
B. Where did I get that idea anyways?
6. I am not allowed to use the microwave either, since I put the toaster in there, and turned it on.
A. How was I supposed to know it would blow up?
B. Okay...sorry for dropping the toaster in the sink...gawd.
7. I am not allowed to make fun of any of the members because of any weird accents they may have.
A. Xaldin counted.
B. Especially Xaldin.
8. I am not allowed to dress anyone up against their will.
A. But that's not fair!!!
B. Nobody's ever willing.
C. I can understand the yaoi-related costumes though....
9. I am not allowed to write yaoi about any of the other members. Ever.
A. I hate yaoi anyway....
B. Especially AkuRoku/ LuxXal
10. I am not allowed to find yaoi of other members on the internet and show it to them.
A. They'd be scared forever.
11. I am not allowed to write rumors on the walls.
A. Scratch that.
B. I'm not allowed to write on the walls at all.
C. Or draw.
D. Drats!
12. I am not allowed to say,"Hanky Panky" when other members are arguing or sitting next to eachother.
A. If they are kissing, however, it is perfectly acceptable.
B. Xemnas even said so!
C. Probably because it'll never happen....
13. I am not allowed to be naked anywhere outside of my bedroom/bathroom.
A. Why not?
B. I have a hot body.....
C. Kind of......
14. I am not allwoed to play tag with any of the following weapons;
1.Scythe
2.Chakarams
3.Lexicon
4.Claymore
5.Axe Sword
6.Arrow Guns
7.Knives
8.Lances
9.Key Blade
15. We are not,"Organization XIV
A. Why not?
B. There are fourteen of us....
16. Netiher are we,"Orgy XIII
A. That's just wrong.
17. I am not allowed quote movies while we are watching them....
18. I am not allowed to play my flute around Larxene.
A. We all know what happened last time.....
19. I am not very good at making lists.
A. Now we all know that.
20. I am not allowed to play abusive house with any of the other members.
21. I am not allowed to call Saix,"Puppy Boy" or anything representing the same name.
A. Scratch that...
B. I'm not allowed to nick-name Saix at all...
22. I am not allowed to read manga aloud.
23. Nudey mags are not permitted in The Castle That Never Was.
24. I am not allowed to self narrorate every move I make.
A. Writing...
B. Sorry.....
25. I am not allowed to talk dirty to any of the other members.
A. They know I'm good at it!
26. I am not allowed to flood my bathroom and call it a pool party.
A. Why not?
27. I am not allowed to abuse the video game systems because I get mad....
28. I am not allowed to make other members cook for me.
A. It's my fault I got banned from the cooking machienary in the first place.
B. I am just like anyone else and I can either wait for Xaldin to make the main meals, or waste my munny on junk food.
29. I am not allowed to have multiple plush dolls of any of the other members.
A. It's creepy.
30. No we're getting somewhere!
31. I am not allowed to write usless stuff on lists...
A. Oh well.
32. I am not allowed to put feminen/ hygiene items on the grocery list
A. It freaks Xemnas out.
B. For, tampons, are not a type of food.
C. And I will quit telling Roxas that.
33. Neither are condams.
A. Even if they are flavored.
B. And, yet again, I will quit telling Roxas that.
34. I am not allowed to give any of the other members the,"Birds and the Bees" talk
A. Especially Roxas.
35. I am not allowed to threaten other members with the Death Note.
A. Or the internet.
36. I am not allowed to cut up food with lances while helping Xaldin in the kitchen.
A.I can use knives like a normal person.
37. I am not alotted any drugs. At all.
A. Except for Ibprofin and Excederin, ocasionally Tylenol.
38. I am not allowed to give any of the other members Viagra for their Birthdays That Never Were.
39. I am not allowed to put on emotional movies.
40. I am not allowed to say before a movie," You'll only cry if you don't believe in the power of friendship!"
41. I am not allowed to give any of the other members Sweedish-Made Weiner Enlargers.
43. I am not allowed to skip rules.
A. Oops!
44. I cannot and will not try to "mate" with any of the other members.
A. Awake or asleep.
45. I am not allowed to try to have a,"mating ritual"
46. I am not Mrs. Axel Paarman
A. No matter how much I wanna be.
47. I am not allowed to go to other anime/manga/video game worlds to "mate" with other characters.
A. Xemnas says it's too suspicious.
48. I am not allowed to play ninja anymore.
A. Like the flute incident, we all know what happened last time I played Ninja.
49. 75 rules is waaayyy too much!!!!!
A. SCREW SAIX UP THE BUTT!!!!!!
B. WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND-PAPEREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50. I am not allowed to call Xigbar a,"butt pirate"
51. I am not allowed to walk on the ceiling.
A. Just 'cause I can, doesn't mean I should. It's gross.
52. Like above, just because I can doesn't mean I should.
53. No fireworks in the castle.
54. I am not allowed to tease Xemnas because of his cow coat.
A. Or his name.
B. Pshhhh! Whatever!
55. I am not allowed to start every sentance with,"Ooh la la!"
56. I am not allowed any pets. Ever.
57. For the members whose names' as a somebody I know, I am not allowed to adress them by those names.
58. I am not allowed to sneak up behind members and say,"STALK-ADELIC!!!!!!!!"
59. I am not to call the other members names of other characters whom they remind me of.
60. I am not allowed to blow up condams.
61. I am not allowed to have tampon wars.
62. I am not allowed to be part of the no pants club.
A. THAT RULE BITES!!!!!!!!
63. I am not allowed to badly play the sitar. Ever.
64. I am not allowed to try to persuade other members to do things wtih a back rub.
65. I have to do my own work.
66. I am not allowed to do any of the seven deadly sins, also known as;
1. Wrath
2. Greed
3. Sloth
4. Pride
5. Lust
6. Envy
7. Gluttony
67. I am not allowed to use knock-knock jokes. Ever.
68. I am not allowed to tell any of the other members that another member is hitting on them.
69. I am not allowed to mention 69.
70. ALMOST THERE!!!!! WHOOOOT!!!!
71. I am not allowed to tell Roxas that he'll lose his v card to a tampon.
72. I am not allowed to scare Demyx by running after him with a razor.
73. I am not allowed to dye Marluxia's hair.
A. It's pink for a reason.
B. Apparently, he likes pink.
C. cough GAY!
74. I am not allowed to sing. At all.
75. I am not allowed to eat the last of anything. Ever.
"Wow.... SAIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She got no response, so she just left. She was satisified when she heard an angry yell erupt from The Lunar Diviner.