yo mama jokes 6

1)yo mama's so black when she became a priest they had to call her holyShit
2)yo mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said go run
3)yo mama's so fat they made a island for your mom it's called the fatAss adventure island
4)yo mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said over loaded
5)yo mama's so fat they had to make a new jail it's called the fatAss
6)yo mama's so fat when she looks at her tags on her shirt or pants it says on it fatAss BitcH
7)yo mama's so fat she has to use the bowling alley as a toielt
8)yo mama's so fat when she got on a ride that shoots up it went one foot up then fell down
9)yo mama's so fat when she got the lipozen pills they didn't work for her
10)yo mama's so fat she was trying to get up a tree and i just fell on her
11)yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street people say hey i didn't know koolaid was real
12)yo mama's so fat when she ate lucky charms they had to rename it fataSs charms
13)yo mama's so stupid she got on the t.v and was watching the couch
14)yo mama's so stupid she got paper and put it on the t.v and i came in and asked what she was doing she said she was watching paper view
15)yo mama's so fat she got lipozen and she took them and they just made her fatter
16)yo mama's so fat she got on the scale her cell phone number popped up
17)yo mama's so fat when she stands onn a mountian people say look it's going to be a solar eclipce soon
18)yo mama's so fat she got on a boat and people yelled ahhhh it's titanic all over again
19)yo mama's so fat when she was a baby they had to invent double dooty everything
20)yo mama's so fat when she got on the wieght scale buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beoned
21)yo mama's so fat they had to limit the number of people allowed in the city

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