Republicans Say the Darndest Things... Week 1

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With the primary election eons away, at this point the only thing we can be sure of is the Republican slate says the darndest things. Whether denouncing global warming or spewing glitter-worthy rhetoric, we can be sure the primary race will be full of eyebrow-raising, jaw-dropping "they did NOT say that!" moments.
While you try to decide if you're rooting for Romney, banking on Bachmann, or a T-Paw pal, DFA will be there to amuse, confuse, and astound you by quoting the candidates verbatim.

  1. 1

    Which Republican was quoted as saying, "I am very different than normal politicians, and normal consultants found that very hard to deal with."?

  2. 2

    Which Republican said, "We can start by applying what I call 'The Google Test.' If you can find a good or service on the Internet, then the federal government probably doesn't need to be doing it."?

  3. 3

    Which GOP candidate would be crazy enough to "put oil and coal CEOs in charge of Environmental Protection Agency regulations" because (obviously!) they are the "people closest to the problem"?

  4. 4

    (As if they were mutually exclusive options), "We're creating more jobs than any other state in the nation ... Would you rather live in a state like this, or in a state where a man can marry a man?"

  5. 5

    John McCain (who was tortured for 5 1/2 years in Vietnam) denounced the use of enhanced interrogation. Of McCain, which candidate said, "He doesn't understand how enhanced interrogation works."

  6. 6

    Apparently more important than the economy, or national security, trumping jobs, and health issues, which candidate says right-to-life is "the most important issue of our age"?

  7. 7

    Which candidate at one point thought they were being kidnapped by an ex-nun and a lesbian, yelling "Help! Help! I’m being held against my will!" after being innocently approached in a restroom?

  8. 8

    After Palin expressed interest in visiting her, a spokesperson for which famed Brit responded that she "Will not be seeing Sarah Palin," because "That would be belittling for __. Sarah Palin is nuts."

  9. 9

    Which GOP candidate hates Planet Earth and its residents so much that they would agree with the (again, false) statement, "There's no such thing as global warming."

  10. 10

    Which extremely wealthy, out-of-touch GOP candidate said so thoughtfully, "I'm also unemployed," at a time when unemployment rates in the US were 9.1%?

  11. 11

    Which GOPer brought up use of drugs and alcohol, saying "Marijuana is a lot safer than alcohol"?

  12. 12

    Which candidate and daughter have trademarked their names?

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