The pizza delivery dude

One day me and my friends ordered pizza. We dressed alll crazzy and we were hoping a dude would answer the door so i could propose. But instead, it was a frikin old ladyish type women and i was playing beethovens 5th while my friend walked up like a diva then i came with frikin stripper heels on and a chicken suit and a blond curly wig and lipstick and her with a orange curly wig lipstick, bikini and overalls. We then sung merry christmas and then my friend pushed a button on this headband with antlers that played a christmas song and the battery was dying soooo it sounded like crap. Then I proposed the money in a ring thingy and she took it,gave us change then we slammed the door in her face and then we both ran up to the door and made faces at her while she lleftttt. (literally this story is real)