The heart the no one wanted

I looked in the mirror, my normal black hair was in its normal "no-frizz-allowed" bob, i took a second look at my normal Barlow Girl tee shirt, and my normal blue jeans. I looked like normal me alright. I walked down the tan, carpeted stairs and headed straight for the door, I accidentally slept 30 minutes longer than I was planning on, so I was running a little late. I sat in the drivers seat of my dads new ford excursion, AKA The Big Green Tank. its so weird sitting in this seat, just last month i was sitting in the passenger side on my moms Sebring convertible, having to be driven to school every stinking day of my life. My dad was the only person in my family who would allow me to drive his vehicle, so I was stuck driving The Tank. Anyway, my life is normal, average, and a little on the boring side. not very many exciting things come in or out of my front door, I spend 99% of my time writing, nothing fancy, but just what’s on my heart, sometimes I can imagine a tune in my head so i go sit down at my B-E-A-U-tiful white grand piano and write out the words and the music that goes to them. but that only happens about 40% of that 99. But that’s not important, what is important is that I need to up my game a little bit today, I saw my life-long crush flirting with Maggistine Exavor. Weird name, I know, but that’s one more thing that’s too normal for me, everybody at my school has super weird names and mine is Sea, Selena actually, But my friends call me Sea, Selena Harvey. Which could be weird if you want it to be, but its not nearly as weird as Maggistine (Mag-ist-teen), and as my best friend Karolda (car-old-a, but we just call her Karol) Genny, and as my crushes, sisters name Olivervesa (Olive-r-sa), who is almost like my sister already, Karol is my best friend, but Olive is pretty much my twin, separated a birth. As i walked thought my high school, (Mount Fauna high school) looking for Karol and Olive, but the only person I see at our "normal" spot in-between mine and Olives locker is Jerafa (Jer-a-fa) AKA life-long crush. (yet another weird name. what is with this town?!) any way, I see Jerafa (Jera for short) I try to act normal, like i do when I'm at his and Olives house, but something tells me that something is a little fishy. I walk over to him and say hi.
"where are Olive and Karol" I ask after he says hi back.
"they had to go to Mr. Lamaontake's office." Oh Mr. Lamaontake (Lama-on-tack) our crazy principal. I swear he's the oldest guy in our town.
"oh yea?"
"yea, I think he wanted to talk to them about that stupid snowball dance. Good Lord, is that all that this school talks about this time of year?" he asks with expression. thing #1 I do not like about him (and this is about the only thing I don't like about him.) his choice of words aren’t my favorite. if he came to my house and started talking like that, my parents would throw him outside and leave him to eat supper with the cats. My family is very umm...conservative. They like things to stay clean, orderly, and very Christian. They aren’t weird, the just don't allow us to use words any stronger than crap. So comparing myself to Jera, he’s a bad boy. which maybe why i like him, I mean, i try to respect my parents and all, but sometimes a guy you like could change, you never know, maybe all i have to do is feed him the bible by spoon and pray for him every day of my stinking life. maybe that’s what I need to do. hum....not a bad idea Selena!