Yogurt vs. Pineapple

So i know your all thinking i'm wacko for writing this story but my friend came up with it... and so i had to. it was meant to be. So one morning i wanted breakfast and there was yogurt. Strawberry. My favorite. But my friend over here says no! pineapple shall be the president of the world and giraffes shall rule beside the mighty fruit.But I said ha! Yogurt will be king over all the world! and it can splatter its deliious goodness all over the pineapple. Cause yogurt is tjust the awesomest thing in the entire universe. the end