rihannas crazy lifee

rihanna was walking around and started hearing a BOOM BOOM sound on her walls but she ignored it the next day she started BREAKIN DISHES then she spent 1000 dollars on a CALIFORNIA KING BED just for herself after she screamed BREAK IT OFF to her boyfriend because she thought he was gonna break up with her she said i was a DISTURBIA after screaming at me PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC the next week she decided she wanted to learn how to FLY rihanna thought shew was HARD and said I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU to her mom she said to her dad IF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN and IFT ITS LOVIN YOU WANT then why dont you JUST STAND UP she told her new boyfriend I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE so LIVE YOUR LIFE then she pushed him and and said MAN DOWN then went outside and yelled im NUMBA 1 and im the ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD then paused and said PON DE REPLAY she got crazy looks after that.!! that night she had a dream it was RAINING MEN then created a song called the REDEMPTION SONG the cops mad eher go to REHAB for being a ROCKSTAR101 and told her prohbation officer to ROLL IT he didnt know what it meant so he sent her to a therapist she had a RUDE BOY as a boyfriend and she told the president i RUN THIS TOWN not you she siad she was going to be a RUSSIAN ROULLETE she had a rampaige and said SHUT UP AND DRIVE then called her mom and said SOS please help me i feel STRANDED and said S&M no one knew what it meant so they sent her to a physiological therapist and told them they had to TAKE A BOW at her feet and five minutes later said TE AMO she rested her head on the physiological therapists pillow and said i need an UMBRELLA so i can drown in my tears for being UNFAITHFUL she told the man in line behind her to WAIT YOUR TURN because WE RIDE and you dont so can i ask you WHATS MY NAME? i forgot WHOS THAT CHICK? said the man after rihanna walked away and WHERE DO WE GO to learn her name???