Holiday Apartments ~|Sonic /crack\ story|~
No plot. No reason. Just to get away from seriousness of my stories. Just a silly little thing. Basically there are these apartments the Sonic gang lives in when they're on holiday. I accept ideas, but message them, and they have to be silly. No seriousness, except for a few times when needed.
Sonic and Knuckles-Room A1 Shadow-Room A2
Amy, Rouge and Silver-Room B1 Blaze-Room B2
Manik and Sonia-Room C1 ???-Room C2
*Note also that there will be some yaoi, yuri and stuff like that, but not much. K? K.*
Knuckles was listening to music when a figure came up behind him. "Knuckles?" Nothing. He chuckled and threw a bucket of water on Knuckles. Knuckles jumped. "What the hell, Sonic?!" Sonic was rolling on the floor laughing. "You should have seen your face, dude!" "You're gonna pay for that!" He started chasing Sonic around the room.
Shadow grumbled as he heard his neighbors making a racket. "Sometimes i wonder what they do at night..." He shuddered and went back to his book.
"Rouge," Amy looked over at the bat. "What should i wear?" She wasnt listening though. She was on the computer, chatting with someone on 'criminallovers.com'. Amy rolled her eyes and went over. "Chatting with GreenMachine424 again?" "Yes. We're planning on meeting tonight, after the party. See, theres this museum opening for a very expensive jewel, and we're-" Amy put her hands up and started laeving. "I dont wanna know."
Then she popped her head in the kitchen. "Hey Silver, what do think i should wear tonight....." He wasnt listening either. He had his ipod on and was singing into a spatula. "Fine, fresh, fierce! We got it on lock!" Amy giggled and walked over. "Silver!" She took an earbud out. "Huh?" He looked at her, then quickly turned when he saw she only had underwear on. "Oh, grow up, Silver! Not like you havent seen me or Rouge like this before." "B-b-but still." She rolled her eyes and dragged him into her and Rouge's room.
"I need you to help me find what to wear for the party tonight."
Blaze looked out the window. "Why did i agree to come on holidays?" She went back to her book. "At least Silver is here."
"Get back here, Manik! You'll pay for that!" The two siblings' living room was havoc. "Woah! I was just telling the truth, sis! No need to go off the handle!" "When a girl asks if something makes her butt look big, you do the right thing and say no!!!" He laughed and jumped on his hoverboard and glided out the window. "No fair! Get back here, moron!" "Make me." He stuck out his tongue. She glared at him, not daring to try and jump.
Then he noticed something below and started descending. "Hey! Get back here! Im not finished with you." "Chill, dude." He hid behind the building and watched the pair of girlsgo into the building. One cat, orange fur. One hedgehog, brown fur. Both were short. "Hi, y'all." The hedgehog said with a southern accent. "They said this was where you go if you wanna get away." She told the person at the desk. "Yup." "We're Miranda and E. We rented a room here a while ago. But we havent come to get the key yet." She had a british accent. "Yeah, we've had some......" The hedgehog looked to the cat for help. "Issues we needed to take care of." "Whatever. Heres the key. Room C2. Fourth floor. To the right." "Thanks." "See ya, then."
"Sweet, ladies." Manik grinned and glided back to his room. "There you are! Where have you been?" Sonia yelled, still ticked off. "Seeing the new girls." She perked up. "Theres new people. They must be the people on this floor." He nodded. "You better not have creeped them out, Manik!" "Chill, they didnt see me."
E and Miranda walked up the stairs and heard something banging on the walls to their left. "Well," Miranda grinned. "Seems like whoevers in there is having fun." "Yeah." E giggled as well. Then Shadow stormed out and yelled. "If you two dont shut up and stop fooling around im gonna-" He turned to the girls. "Who are you?" "Im Miranda. This is E." Then the other door on the left opened and Sonic and Knuckles came out, both beaten bably. Both grinning. "Who's this?" "Miranda." Miranda pointed to herself. Then she pointed to E. "E." "Nice to meet you two. Im Sonic. This is Knuckles and that poor sport beside you is Shadow." "Shut up, faker."
"Why dont you make me?" Sonic stuck his tongue out and Shadow lunged at him. E and Miranda walked up the stairs.
Blaze closed Pride & Prejudice after reading the last page. "That was interesting. Wonder if Silver has any more books he can lend me?" She went out but saw that Silver was talking with two girls. He was blushing, which didnt help Blaze's jealousy. "Hey, Silver." "Huh? Oh, yeah, Blaze." "Got any more books? I finished Pride and Prejudice." E giggled. "Isnt that more a girls novel?" Silver blushed harder. "E, Miranda, this is Blaze." Blaze glared coldly at the two. "Nice to meet you. You two the ones living on the fourth floor right." "Yup." "Huh." She turned away from them. "Looks like they're letting just anyone live here now." "Blaze!" Silver turned back to the girls. "Im sorry, she can be like that sometimes." "Thats ok, mate."
Silver went inside with Blaze and Amy passed by. "Whos outside?" "The new people." "New? Cool." She rushed to the door and was stopped short. "E?!" "Hey, girlie." Amy hugged E, who was shocked and felt uncomfortable. E pushed Amy off and stepped back. "You're staying here?" E nodded. "This is Miranda." "Nice to meet you, Miranda." Any shook her hand. Then she realized something and leaned back to look into her and Rouge's room. "Rouge! Get out here. Theres some people you should meet."
"Im busy." "Your online wierd criminal love life thingy can wait. Come here." Criminallovers.com? Miranda thought. "But-" "Dont make me get the hammer, Rouge." "Augh! Fine, im coming." They heard steps and Rouge leaned in the doorstep. "Rouge." "Miranda." "E." "Later." "See ya." "Wait, what?!" "Bye, girlie." E and Miranda waved good bye and Amy closed the door. E and Miranda started up the stairs again. Miranda glanced back. "You know, that chick was really...." She chuckled. "Miranda. Have i told you how your being bi is both fascinating and freaky at the same time." "Yup." "Just checking, lets get upstairs."
They had finally gotten settled in and E was in the shower. Then someone burst in as Miranda turned on the tv. "Hey, hows it going? Manik." He leaned on the door with all his wiegh. "Manik, you dork! Get out here! Dont be a chicken." "Uh, Miranda. What the hells going on?" "Sisters out to get me. Mind hiding me?" "Go right on ahead." "Great thanks." He ran through the halls and Miranda walked over to the door, then realized something. "Oi! You might want to steer clear of the bathroom, if you value your life, mate."
Then she turned to answer the door.
Manik ran into the one place he knew he'd be safe, the bathroom. Then he realized that there was someone in the shower. "Miranda, hun, mind getting me a towel? I forgot it. I stuffed 'em in that there closet." She stuck her arm out and pointed to the closet nearest Manik. He did so and she walked out, turned off the water. She turned and jumped. "Hey there, darlin', you ain't Miranda." "Nope. The names Manik. Im hiding." "Oh really, hey? Hiding?" "Uh huh." She walked towards him, then punched him in the gut. "Miranda!"
"So thats what he did, hey?" "Yup." Miranda nodded. "While your here, mind telling me what that over there is?" She pointed to a large hole in the floor. "Oh thats a plot hole, where we put stuff that we-" "Miranda!" "Oh, that'd be my roommate, E. She probably found your brother." "Where is he?! I'll show that no good-" "Hey," Miranda put a hand on her shoulder. "Violence is never good, just talk." Her soft voice and accent melted away Sonias anger. "Right, ok."
E came out dragged Manik by the collar. "Whos is this?" "Mine. Thanks. Sorry about my pervert of a brother. Im Sonia." "E." "Nice to meet you. Now if you dont mind giving him back so i can give him a peice of my mind." Miranda put a hand out. "Ah... Talk, Sonia." "I know. I know." She dragged him out and into their own apartment, where soon after they heard yelling.
Miranda giggled and closed the door, flopping sideways onto the couch. "These people are completely mad!" She giggled. E had put on her pajamas and was drying her hair with the towel. "You're happy about that?" "Yup." "Weirdo." E rolled her eyes and went to lie in bed and read, while Miranda happily watched cartoons.
*BTW the ages probably go something like this.
Shadow-[really really old but for the sake of this thing] 17 [yes i made him younger, but he still is the most bad-arse]
E-[same as Shadow but for the sake of this thing] 18