Which is better? (Harry Potter)

Which joke is better?

• Yo momma so fat, her patronus is A CAKE!
• Voldemort: why so Sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? Voldemort: .....

Which pick up line is better?

• Have you heard of platform 9 3/4? Well I know something else with the same measurements. ;)
• I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? ;)

Which Quote is better?

• "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B--CH!" -Mrs. Weasley
• "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." -Ron

Which character(s) is/are better?

Please select all that apply.

• Ronald Billius Weasley
• Ginny Molly Weasley (aka Ginevra Molly Weasley, but no one calls her that -.-)
• Hermione Jean Granger
• Harry James Potter
• Albus Dumbledore
• Severus Snape
• Sirius Black
• Draco Malfoy
• Neville Longbottom
• Fred and George Weasley

Which Weasley is better (includes Ron, Bill, George, and Percy's wives but not their kids)

Please select all that apply.

• Ginny
• Ron
• Bill (who's actual name is William btwz)
• Audrey -Unknown last name- (Percy's wife)
• Charlie
• Fleur Delacour (Bill's wife)
• Fred (before he died)
• George
• Arthur
• Molly
• Angelina Johnson (George's wife)
• Hermione Granger (Ron's wife)
• Percy