The Funny Story About The Woman With The Duck

A woman named Wendy was walking to her house when she saw a dying duck. She was a crazy animal lover so she took the duck to the vet. The veterinarian named Dr. Robinson took the duck to his inspection room,with Wendy following. The vet took a quick look and said he's dead. Wendy asked how do you know if it's dead if you haven't done any tests? Dr. Robinson said he know what he's doing and said in a stern voice that the duck was dead. Wendy kept arguing so Dr.Robinson called a Labrador retriever to come. The lab looked a the duck with sad eyes and his waggled his tail sadly and slowly. Dr.Robinson said that "see the duck is dead". Wendy was still not convinced. So Dr.Robinson called a cat, and the cat scanned through to duck and meowed softly looking at the Doctor with shiny, sad eyes. Wendy was finally convinced and asked the doctor how much she should pay. Dr.Robinson said 150 dollars. Wendy was mad and confused and asked why she had to pay so much. The doctor said the following: "Well you ordered the lab test and the cat scan i tried to get you out of it." :D