I Screwed Up! /:
THIS'S SERIOUS!!!!
........O-K IT ISN'T :)
Chapter 1
SMOOTHIE SCREW UP!!!
Why couldn't I make a freaking smoothie right?!?
Just ONCE can't I get ANYTHING right?!?
I'm having a smothie meltdown at midnight! Ok I had a monster drink so yeah
This's what happened now:
Me: Hey Mamacita where's the bananas? Did we like not buy any?
Mamacita: noooooo we didn't 0.0 (SARCASM I DIDNT NOTICE!)
Me: Really?! Seriously?!? No freaking bananas?!
Mamacita: (Curses in Arabic) R u blind?!
Me: walks over 2 the table ohhhh!!! I c the bananas now :)
LATER ON MY LIL ASSY BRO TALKS 2 ME:
Me: oh Shiiit I filled up the whole blender !
Bro: WTF DID U DO?! (I swear this asshole's like 9)
Me: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
LIL ASSHOLE TASTES MY AWESOME SMOTHIE!
Me:whataya think? :D
Bro: hmm ok I guess :)
AFTER 5 MINUTES
Bro: I'm not in a smoothies mood. It tastes like Shiiit /:
Me: t(0.0t) scr3w you
11:00 (DADDY ARRIVES WITH MY OLDER BRO AND LIL SIS)
Me: I made u guys some smoothies :)
sis: ok I'll taste it takes a sip
Me: weeeeelll?!
sis: it tastes bad /:
Me: (WTF) not sugary?! :(
sis: hahahhaha no 2 many strawberries
Now I had a monster drink so I'll probably be awake till 4 am
And I had a 2 hour nap 2day :)
IF I OFFENDED U WITH ALL THE CUSSING IM SOWWIIIE /:
(7-13-2011 1:41 AM) I WANT A DAMN PUDDING CUP NOW :D
Just ONCE can't I get ANYTHING right?!?
I'm having a smothie meltdown at midnight! Ok I had a monster drink so yeah
This's what happened now:
Me: Hey Mamacita where's the bananas? Did we like not buy any?
Mamacita: noooooo we didn't 0.0 (SARCASM I DIDNT NOTICE!)
Me: Really?! Seriously?!? No freaking bananas?!
Mamacita: (Curses in Arabic) R u blind?!
Me: walks over 2 the table ohhhh!!! I c the bananas now :)
LATER ON MY LIL ASSY BRO TALKS 2 ME:
Me: oh Shiiit I filled up the whole blender !
Bro: WTF DID U DO?! (I swear this asshole's like 9)
Me: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
LIL ASSHOLE TASTES MY AWESOME SMOTHIE!
Me:whataya think? :D
Bro: hmm ok I guess :)
AFTER 5 MINUTES
Bro: I'm not in a smoothies mood. It tastes like Shiiit /:
Me: t(0.0t) scr3w you
11:00 (DADDY ARRIVES WITH MY OLDER BRO AND LIL SIS)
Me: I made u guys some smoothies :)
sis: ok I'll taste it takes a sip
Me: weeeeelll?!
sis: it tastes bad /:
Me: (WTF) not sugary?! :(
sis: hahahhaha no 2 many strawberries
Now I had a monster drink so I'll probably be awake till 4 am
And I had a 2 hour nap 2day :)
IF I OFFENDED U WITH ALL THE CUSSING IM SOWWIIIE /:
(7-13-2011 1:41 AM) I WANT A DAMN PUDDING CUP NOW :D



34 Comments
hahahaha i KNEW the pudding cup part was coming, i just knew it! xDD
& aww its ok Sammy i bet the smoothies were awesome & their taste buds were just defective or something =] lol
haha THANK U U UNDERSTAND ME !!!
.........PUDDING CUP hahaha ikr :D
lol i think lotsa ppl r offering u pudding cups...r u satisfied?? xDD hahahahahaaaaaaa xDD laughing to tears
Lol!
LOL
LOL. XDD
if i give u pudding cups, will u finally give up and admit im a better terrorist? XD
hands a box of pudding cups
NEVA! but ill take the pudding cup xD
NO WAY!
takes away pudding cup
Silly :3 You should of put crayons in there!!!
I KNEW I MISSED IT!
my special ingrediant xD
Indeed....I want pudding =3
Get ur own ! Mine! ;)
I be in your fridge...stillin' your pudding xD
haha CREEPY! dont come near meh! xD
XDD
Cute :3~
loved it...
XD cool
What is a pudding cup??