The Crew :)

Once upon a time there was a couple: Ellie and Dom. They hung out all the time and Sally had a bad feeling about this dream-crusher. And one day this very stupid dream-crusher broke up with Ellie. Sally was very upset about her favorite Ken Doll (#1 R.I.P. ... and 1/2 of #3) and she wanted revenge on this CuntMuffin and when he broke up with Ellie, Sally couldn't resist making his life horrible. She convince Ellie to help her with her plot for revenge. Ellie agreed (reluctantly? you ask her). Sally didn't have a plan yet, but she and Ellie soon made one. On {Insert Date Here} they decided their plan was fool proof. Ellie crept into the city's military base and stole what they needed: Glitter, Paint, LOTS of toilet paper, Things That Explode, and some other shiny random things. Sally broke into Dom's stupid house. Ellie came in behind her with the supplies. Ellie threw glitter all over Dom's stupid house. And Sally TPed his house. After Ellie was done sprinkling glitter everywhere she painted: Mess with me or my friends again. I dare you. in red paint. Ellie went around the house and took somethings: keys, weapons, jewelry, food, etc. When the girls were leaving they were attacked by Dom's henchmen!!! Ellie dodged one trying to hit her and punched another one in the gut while Sally ninja kicked one. An evil one with an eye patch hit Sally. Seeing that Sally got hurt, Ellie jumped onto the evildoers back and hit him in the back of the head til he ran away. The henchmen all ran off scared, but then the military came and started to attack. Sally and Ellie couldn't do anything so Ellie ran to the sea taking Sally and stole a ship. They sailed away before the army could kill them. Ellie stole the ship and named it {Not Sure Of The Name Yet}. Therefore becoming a Captain. When the girls ran out of supplies they raided the next ship they saw. Becoming pirates. :)