Funny and Insightful Quotes.
Well, I made a poll and i only got 5 responses...
But they all said to make one, so here it is!
I am not taking credit for any of these.
Chapter 1
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1-Don't promise me things. I don't trust words, I trust actions.
2-God gave us two ears to hear. God gave us two eyes to see. God gave us two hands to hold.
But why did God only give us 1 heart?
Because he want's us to find the other one.
3- 5 Year olds: Yay! Winnie The Pooh! 6-12 year olds: Eww. Winnie The Pooh is so childish! 13 and up: OMG! FRICKING WINNIE THE POOH! BABE! WE’RE WATCHING THAT!
4- Pokemon: Because the concept of going around and beating wild creatures unconscious then enslaving them so they can fight just for your amusement is such a good thing to teach children,
5- Dear movies about highschool....................
who the heck actually
hangs a picture of their crush in their locker?
Sincerely,
Yeah, I'm not that much of a stalker♥
2-God gave us two ears to hear. God gave us two eyes to see. God gave us two hands to hold.
But why did God only give us 1 heart?
Because he want's us to find the other one.
3- 5 Year olds: Yay! Winnie The Pooh! 6-12 year olds: Eww. Winnie The Pooh is so childish! 13 and up: OMG! FRICKING WINNIE THE POOH! BABE! WE’RE WATCHING THAT!
4- Pokemon: Because the concept of going around and beating wild creatures unconscious then enslaving them so they can fight just for your amusement is such a good thing to teach children,
5- Dear movies about highschool....................
who the heck actually
hangs a picture of their crush in their locker?
Sincerely,
Yeah, I'm not that much of a stalker♥



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That was good and interesting.
Next please
And # 3 & # 5 are so true lol
Haha these were so true
LOLz that was a fun read an they are so-----------> true! Loved it send another one plze!!!!
Lol for the second chapter # 4 always happens to me
Awesome. I read the 2nd page. :)
It was interesting again. :)