I Found Love in the Mall!! (A Taylor Lautner Story) [Story Version]

As I walked down the hallway with my buddy Ernie, we walked to the art room, which was where my last hour class was located. All I heard in all my classes today was "Omg, have you seen the new guy? He's so hot! He's the guy from Twilight!" Blah blah blah... Taylor is a cool guy and all from what i've seen hanging with him and Danielle, but I get sick of hearing about Twilight! UGH! I don't see what is so exciting about really tan dudes running around half naked, but whatever. If Danielle thinks she's going to get me to go see that movie she has another thing coming. Danielle is a great friend, I have to say (because this is her story haha). I walked into Miss Pryor's room and to the back of the class is were our group of goofy friends sit. I sat at one of the tables next to Frank and Josh, then David came over to our table. I was guessing he felt left out. I hadn't noticed but Danielle was in the very back of the room painting her bundle of projects she alway got herself into.
I got up after Miss Pryor was done telling us about the next drawing project, and joined Danielle in the back of the class.
"Hey..." she muttered, enveloped in her artwork. She has a tendency of doing that. Myrissa was hard at work on her... um... I'm not sure what it was but she was painting it. Myrissa is 8 months pregnant and looks like her stomach is bigger than her. I noticed that Hollywood(Taylor) wasn't in here hovering around Danielle like I saw earlier.
"Hey, this painting is coming along great... I like it." I said looking at the design she painted on the top of the wooden stool.
"Thanks, took me forever but I finally finished it!" She beamed, proud of her work.
"Where's Hollywood?" I said, scooping out the room.
"He's talking to Cush(that's what we call our Principle), he's talking to him about how he is adjusting here, being a 'celebrity' and all." She used air quotations. I could tell she was getting ticked about everybody stealing him from her.
"Wait, what celebrity?" Myrissa said putting down her brush ans turning to our direction.
"Taylor Lautner!" Danielle said in a hushed squeal. I laughed.
"Isn't that the guy your always obsessing over?" Myrissa smirked.
"Yeah, imagine the odds!" She shrugged. Josh had his acoustic guitar out and was plucking away at 'Hey Delilah', Frank was toying with his PSP, and David was trying to get his car wooden car he made to work.
"I'm surprised you haven't mauled him yet, poor Hollywood, he just doesn't know how dangerous you are." I snickered. I saw Taylor walk in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw her, kind of the way I feel when I see my girlfriend. I can tell something good was going to happen between these two. He was walking up the isle as the whispers and giggles filled the room. Danielle started waving her paintbrush and I could sense a tangent forming.
"You know Dakota, don't be jealous because my Taylor is going to school here and not yours! I mean who would have thought that Taylor Lautner, the most beautiful human being in the entire world would grace our classrooms with his presents. With his beautiful carmel eyes that sparkle, and the way he gets his hair to do that little pointy thing on the top of his head-" She went one exaggerating gesture after another. Our little group of people were all red in the face as Taylor was standing behind her with a half smile on his face from her descriptions. "-Did I mention how round and cute his butt is, it just makes you want to smack it like-" She drew her had back to get a spanking motion and he hand flew up and tapped Taylor on the chest. We all started cracking up as her brown cheeks flushed bright red, which I would have thought was impossible. She gave a sheepish grin as Taylor joined in our amusement. She rubbed the back of her neck and let out a nervous giggle and a frightening glare at me.
"So what was that about my butt?" He said staring her in the eyes.
"Thanks Dakota for warning me!" She said through her teeth. I could stop laughing so she held me down and painted my whole arm red.
"AH! I'm bleeding!" I laughed.
"Shut up." She said hatefully. "Don't talk to me." she stamped away to the sink to clean her brushes out. Hollywood slid behind the desk to join me.
"So, does she say things like that all the time?" He asked, trying to keep a straight face.
"Pretty much." I shrugged. "She usually goes into more detail." I added. I will hear about that later.
"Really? You know she pretty cute herself, who knew someone brown could turn that shade of red?" he laughed "Not to mention her sense of humor." he smiled, looking over at her, while she slammed the brushes and palette around in the sink.
"I'm sure she has a boyfriend..." he trailed off.
"Nope, she is single!" I'm sure I can make it up to her for that embarrassment of the century. She shrugged back over to our table.
Myrissa was groaning about the baby pushing her ribs out.
"Girl, when are you going to have that baby?! Sooner or later she's just going to walk out!" Danielle laughed.
"I know, it just hurts really bad." She murmured.
"How old are you Myrissa?" Taylor asked.
"15." She replied. I was surpised that Myrissa didn't go wild over Taylor like all the other girls, but she's not a real twilight fan either.
"Wow..." He answered.
"Yup, babies are having babies these days." Danielle said in a retarded voice. Taylor laughed.
"Hey Danielle, me and my girlfriend are going to Garry's Berries tonight. You and Taylor should tag along! Were going at night and I guess they are going to have creepy things in the corn maze to jump out at you tonight." I said winking.
She got chills.
"What the hell, you know I hate scary stuff like that!" She grumbled. Taylor put his arm around her shoulder and I think I saw her eyes cross when she let out a silent sigh.
"It won't be so scary with me along though," Taylor suggested. "So what is Garry's Berries anyways?" He asked.
"Well, it's a giant corn maze and haunted hay ride place. They do it pretty much from the first week of October until it starts to snow." She shrugged. "I got lost last time I went, you can say my navigational skill suck really bad!" She grimaced.
"It will give you a great feel for your new town though!" I suggested."Make sure to bring a thick jacket and layer up! It will be kind of cold."
"That sounds fun, are you up for it Danielle?" Taylor asked her. I could tell she wasn't going to refuse.
"Sure, why not." She agreed, and so we were on for the double date.