The Tale of Dr. Big Mac
Dr. Big Mac, has a BIG MAC, and uses it to his advantage, especially in his s*x life. You probably know Dr. Big Mac by his raging red afro, or his fancy striped sweater. But I knew him for his pimping skills.
On one fine evening and a full moon, Dr. Big Mac was on his way to work, at a local McDonalds store when all of the sudden a total fat*** chick dressed in overalls and purple underwear came charging after him. "OOOOOOOOOAR" she screamed. "A fine evening, isn't it?" said Dr. Big Mac. Out of all her frustration and yelling Big Mac was able to make out two words. "Munch" and "Pain". What could this mean? Dr. Big Mac thought to himself. He thought hard, harder than ever before. Later that day Dr. Big Mac was reading the daily newspaper. "The Raging Rug Muncher" was the top headline. "He's running around town, MUNCHING on peoples RUGS!". Dr. Big Mac was amazed. "Over 9000 rugs, 100% munched." What man had the power? What man had the... MUNCHING POWER? There was only one man Big Mac could think of. Mr. Happy Meal.
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