HaLeY_sAyS_RaWr_13 asks:

Have any blonde jokes?I do!! xP (i'm a natural blonde but don't care :P )

HaLeY_sAyS_RaWr_13: 08-02-2011 at 8:31 PM
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing
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HaLeY_sAyS_RaWr_13: 08-02-2011 at 8:35 PM
the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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tirgerman: 08-02-2011 at 11:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHA YAEAH A FEW lets see a blond girl was in a row boat in the middle of the corn field when another blond girl comes and says if i could swim i would kill you cause blonds like you gives us blonds a bad name
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HaLeY_sAyS_RaWr_13: 08-04-2011 at 8:59 PM
ok my friend made / told me this 1 ok so three girl are on the edge of a cliff one brunette , one red head and one blonde. so death comes and says what ever u say u will land in. the brunette said pillows jumped and landed safely. the red head said trampoline broke a few bones but lived. the blonde slipped and said CRAP!! and then she dies. u can guess y xP
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